A(nother) Tea Party
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A(nother) Tea Party
* Baldwin walks backward (treading on one of the walls, mind you), out of his bedchamber, across his private, informal dining room, and into his parlor. It is a very cosy room; thare are a few smallish windows, far apart, which look out on the lush gardens of Baldwin's villa, and, beyond that, the outer stretches of the southermost wing of the Great Forest. The walls are painted in a deep brown-yellow, and there are two very nice Babkhan rugs on the floor. Between the rugs is a smallish table, on either side of which are two little sofas. The tea-things are already sat out. Baldwin cuts a cup (this time into fourths) and takes a sip of tea.*
Welcome, everyone. Today, I have invited you all here for a very special Unbirthday Tea Party. Our opening topic will be....why didn't Poe simply drown Henry Wadsworth Longfellow?
Welcome, everyone. Today, I have invited you all here for a very special Unbirthday Tea Party. Our opening topic will be....why didn't Poe simply drown Henry Wadsworth Longfellow?
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Poe was always drunk. Speaking of which, may I offer you some Manischewitz?
*Jingles a half-empty bottle of 3-dollar table wine.*
*Jingles a half-empty bottle of 3-dollar table wine.*
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Former Speaker of the Assembly of the Republic of Antica
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*Begins arbitrarily lighting things aflame.*
It's a shame we had to burn the house down before my other guests arrived. Oh, look, here comes my C-A-T!
It's a shame we had to burn the house down before my other guests arrived. Oh, look, here comes my C-A-T!
Antican Ambassador to Shireroth and Babkha
Former Speaker of the Assembly of the Republic of Antica
Reporter for the Antican Liberator
Elder Guard of the Order of the Vorpal Blade
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*Purs water on cat, pissing it off more.*AngelGuardian93 wrote:Cat? WHa? *sets its on fire*
*Notices his teacup is beginning to melt.*
Damn!
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*Hits Angel over the head with a cudgel* That's enough, Rabblerouser.
*Aims John Wilkes Booth's gun at Eriana and begins shooting randomly near her.*
*Aims John Wilkes Booth's gun at Eriana and begins shooting randomly near her.*
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I hope that's nothing like a werewolf...last time I became a werewolf, I woke up the next day with bits of fur between my teeth, a silver bullet lodged in my chest, and really bad indigestion.
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