Emmigration: Nathan of Natopia

[Nathan of Natopia]

I hereby give up my citizenship of Shireoth. I do not come here anymore so no one should care :P

Also "We would recommend abandoning the Toketoshalsk Empire (who, what and where incidentally?) and Natopia." - Kaiser Aurangzeb. Deeply offended me that the Imperial Government would be inclined to favoritism in regards to abandoning citizenships. :P

[Santelran Rottsaa]

\o/

[Aurangzeb Khan]

I actually thought you had already but nonetheless I'll leave the floor open for anyone who wishes to try the "No don't go! We need you..." schtick

[Erik Mortis]

You're getting good at pissing people off.

[Ari Rahikkala]

The fact that you're leaving puts my beliefs about Shireroth's niftiness into doubt, because I can't understand why someone as froody as you would choose to do this

[Malliki Tosha]

Isn't it about time for a new Kaiser soon?

[Harvey Steffke]

I respect Nathan and Natopia quite a bit. Anything that deeply offends him isn't something we shouldn't be just brushing off with faux sarcasm. Natopia has been around forever, and while it's all fine and good to be smug now when Shireroth is doing well and other nations aren't, what goes around definitely has a tendency of coming back around.

[Malliki Tosha]

Hence my first question.

[Jonas]

Nathan can't leave, Nathan will not leave!

Isn't it about time for a new Kaiser soon?

*Takes a pitchfork*

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Worth elaborating a little more:

http://natopianation.proboards.com/inde ... thread=491
[quote author=admin board=bovinism thread=491 post=2579 time=1261513856]I, pentheros of the Dozan Bovic Church, hereby recognize the annulment of the marriage between Nathan Waffle-Paine and William Strauss. This union was officiated under false pretenses and for wrongful reasons. It did not have the blessing of the Butter Spirit and shall not constitute any legal union or connection between these two persons.

Signed by His Holiness,
Nathan, Pentheros of the Dozan Bovic Church,
22 Geburtsber, 2009[/quote]

http://natopianation.proboards.com/inde ... 578&page=1
[quote author=admin board=library thread=377 post=2578 time=1261513580]I hereby request that the Library be named to "Empire Library." It has come to my attention that William, after vanishing, has returned long enough to sign away his kingdom to Shireroth, currently under the tyranny of Kaiser Aurangzeb, where it will languish as a lowly and forgotten county.[/quote]

There is also an element of the lover spurned (or something...) going on here, more than Nathan just having a strop at a throw away aside, although he is having a strop at a throw away aside - which is curious.

[Erik Mortis]

I still don't think Nathan should have been offended. But it doesn't matter. You aren't Kaiser anymore.

Nathan, come back.

[Kaiser Leto III]

If it helps, Nathan: this is not the official statement of the Imperial Republic. We love Natopia.

[W.Payne]

Worth elaborating a little more:

http://natopianation.proboards.com/inde ... thread=491

I, pentheros of the Dozan Bovic Church, hereby recognize the annulment of the marriage between Nathan Waffle-Paine and William Strauss. This union was officiated under false pretenses and for wrongful reasons. It did not have the blessing of the Butter Spirit and shall not constitute any legal union or connection between these two persons.

Signed by His Holiness,
Nathan, Pentheros of the Dozan Bovic Church,
22 Geburtsber, 2009

http://natopianation.proboards.com/inde ... 578&page=1

I hereby request that the Library be named to "Empire Library." It has come to my attention that William, after vanishing, has returned long enough to sign away his kingdom to Shireroth, currently under the tyranny of Kaiser Aurangzeb, where it will languish as a lowly and forgotten county.

There is also an element of the lover spurned (or something...) going on here, more than Nathan just having a strop at a throw away aside, although he is having a strop at a throw away aside - which is curious.

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[Nathan of Natopia]

Me leaving has nothing to do with William. To prove my point that I don't come here or pay attention I thought he had disappeared from micronations again and only realized he was still 'alive' when I came here to emmigrate!

William, don't be too upset You never come to Natopia anymore, and you know how fickle we are in Natopia about people we feel who have "slighted" us. It's about 70% of our culture! The other 30% being bagels and juice and goats.


And honestly, guys, I am not offended. I put the raspberry faces to soften the blow. :P I don't do anything in Shireroth and don't really care to. It's too big for me to care about... if that makes sense. So there's no point in hanging around

[Santelran Rottsaa]

You fool! Now they'll never let you alone!