Immigration

Sancho Poncho · Post by **Sancho Poncho** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 6:48 am

Hello Senoiores, I want to join you. Where is my passport, please?

Ari Rahikkala · Post by **Ari Rahikkala** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 7:44 am

(moved this thread to the MiniImNat. Sorry about that, we're a bit bureaucratic here sometimes; goes with the territory.)

Well, I guess I'll be the first to welcome you then. I'm noot actually sure we have a passport...? Might be that someone's posted something akin to one sometime in the past, but we'll have been around for ten years in a few months and we're more about community than the trappings of nationhood, so at least I've forgotten about that by now.

For the purpose of citizenship you might want to fill out this vaguely form-ish thing, not because the formality is important, but because we like knowing about each other, and you were not very verbose in your post

Sancho Poncho · Post by **Sancho Poncho** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 10:22 am

www.biopron.zzNo problem, everyone has to order his affairs. So am I. I wanna be an exemplary citizen, winning the national medal.

Legal name: Otto Hanswurst
Age: 25 or so
Contact: novatania years ago
Citizenship: none
Background information: I'm yellow.
Preferred duchy of residence: I'm going to open a shireroth tavern but where?
Other: Hello!

Malliki Tosha · Post by **Malliki Tosha** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 10:33 am

I really think you should open your tavern in Brookshire. We can even throw in a county for you to play with as well as all the licenses you need (which are none).

Aurangzeb Khan · Post by **Aurangzeb Khan** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 10:38 am

You any relation of this chap? I think in the end we ate him. Seasoning was a little off, needed more salt and a dash of pepper. So, now that winter is closing in, it's good to know there's more yellow pork where he came from.

Ari Rahikkala · Post by **Ari Rahikkala** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 10:47 am

Ah, yes. Meet the first specialty of Shirithian culture a lot of new immigrants tend to be subjected to: The gaggle of Dukes all trying to convince you that their Duchy is the one to join. Well, except for me, I'm the Duke of Straylight but I try to recruit people to whichever Duchy seems most appropriate instead of just my own. It doesn't make the new guy feel as popular but it just seems more fair to me.

So about the question at hand... how about Goldshire? There's sure to be a place for your tavern in the verdant countryside, and I'm sure the Duke would appreciate a fresh citizen when his fief was only so recently reinstated.

Aurangzeb Khan · Post by **Aurangzeb Khan** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 10:49 am

I was more after propositioning him as dinner rather than seeking to recruit him...

Ari Rahikkala · Post by **Ari Rahikkala** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 10:54 am

Bad Kaiser! No eating immigrants! * shakes finger, considers joining rebellion *

Aurangzeb Khan · Post by **Aurangzeb Khan** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 11:03 am

Sorry, did I say *as* dinner? I meant surely *to* dinner. In Raynor's Keep. As a guest.

Post by **Erik Mortis** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 11:52 am

"How to cook Human"

Tue Oct 27, 2009 11:54 am

"How to cook for Humans"

Post by **Erik Mortis** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 12:18 pm

"How to cook forty humans"

Tue Oct 27, 2009 12:51 pm

"How to cook for forty humans"

W.Payne · Post by **W.Payne** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 12:55 pm

"How to cook crazy radicals who like to cook Humans"

Sancho Poncho · Post by **Sancho Poncho** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 1:04 pm

I'm thinking about my location. Then I upgrade the menu with the characteristic feed for this country.

Leo Fenrir · Post by **Leo Fenrir** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 1:17 pm

Don't even think about touching the sheep...

Sancho Poncho · Post by **Sancho Poncho** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 1:47 pm

Oh yea, of course, I offer a special menue point, the sheep-filled-snake.
http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/pics/p ... _sheep.jpg

Post by **Scott of Hyperborea** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 1:52 pm

"How to cook crazy radicals who like to cook Humans"

"How to cook for crazy radicals who like to cook humans"

Aurangzeb Khan · Post by **Aurangzeb Khan** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 1:55 pm

"How to cook for crazy radicals who like to cook humans"

"How to cook Cooks who cook for crazy radicals who like to cook humans"... are we done yet... said the narrator as he slowly cooked over the hot coals of his own conceit...

Post by **Gman Russell** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:11 pm

Yardistan is best. We get to legally rebel at any time.

Cho'Gall · Post by **Cho'Gall** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:11 pm

Kaiser Aurangzeb wrote:
"How to cook for crazy radicals who like to cook humans"
"How to cook Cooks who cook for crazy radicals who like to cook humans"... are we done yet... said the narrator as he slowly cooked over the hot coals of his own conceit...

"How to cook for forty five cooks who cook for forty crazy radicals who like to cook for forty thousand humans.

Käthbad jënRöijanin · Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:11 pm

Leo Dine wrote:Don't even think about touching the sheep...

The great thing about sheep is if you herd them to the edge of a cliff, they push back!

Aurangzeb Khan · Post by **Aurangzeb Khan** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:18 pm

Whatever next? Reach-arounds for Ovines by means of a Shepherd's crook?

Leo Fenrir · Post by **Leo Fenrir** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:03 pm

The ISI is watching... Seriously. Don't touch em.

Post by **Erik Mortis** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 8:57 pm

ISI is a rogue and evil organization that must be purged.

Post by **Andreas the Wise** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 1:15 am

Sancho Poncho wrote:Hello Senoiores, I want to join you. Where is my passport, please?

Welcome back

Post by **Jonas** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 1:58 pm

Approved! Welcome.

Btw, Kildare is an interesting Duchy...

Aurangzeb Khan · Post by **Aurangzeb Khan** » Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:52 pm

Join Elwynn - add to the cumulative insanity.

Santelran Rottsaa · Post by **Santelran Rottsaa** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 5:10 am

Käthbad jënRöijanin · Thu Oct 29, 2009 10:20 am

screw you and your meme generator, that site is a scourge upon the internet

i would have a couple interesting points for Straylight, but I have to agree with Ari about it being silly

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