Yeah I'm done.

[Jess]

I quit. This is fucking ridiculous.

[Kaiseress Anandja I]

No, it's not. If you can't take a quite moderate punishment for something you DON'T DO HERE, then you shouldn't have been Duke to begin with.

[Jess]

Well i waited for 2 years, I'm gone for 2 weeks and I'm fired? Wtf?!

[Prince Ísur-Ai]

I don't get it, Jess. Why are you leaving?

[Kaiseress Anandja I]

You deleted posts made by Jacobus, Jess. You just don't do that.

[Jonas]

My post is gone... (stupid error)

Right. I was complaining about that I had lost my job as Praetor too. But that you don't hear me complain about it ( ). It gave me the time to think and finally it resulted in Sermolot!

[Leo Fenrir]

Don't goes.
Yardistan needs its crazies now more then ever!
Will your pride allow Elwynn to become the mightiest of the Duchies?

[Jacobus Loki]

You could move to another country, complain, start a government-in-exile, heck-fire, there is a lot of good stuff that can come out of this. Heck, you can make an entire career out of this if you play it right.

Bowler Hat Guy: No! Everyone will tell you to let it go and move on, but don't! Instead, let it fester and boil inside of you! Take these feelings and lock them away. Let them fuel your actions. Let hate be your ally, and you will be capable of wonderful, horrid things. Heed my words, Goob: don't let it go.

Meet the Robinsons

-OR-

Come home. BUI is still yours.

[Andreas the Wise]

Scott made what I thought was a poignant post, listing the large number of people who used to be Dukes and now aren't, and haven't left Shireroth.

I merely added that at least you had some warning, and when I got fired from the MCS for not doing something I didn't even know I was expected to do, without warning, and when I didn't even know I could be fired, I still post on the MCS forums ...

[Jacobus Loki]

Egad, you can't imagine the number of Alter Egos I created to get back into places....

[Leo Fenrir]

They didn't catch the IPs?

[Aurangzeb Khan]

For some reason Ezboard didn't seem to lend itself to that sort of scrutiny...

[Leo Fenrir]

Ah if only it were still so. Imagine thousands of miniature Leo's running around.

[Erik Mortis]

Look at all the jobs I don't have anymore...

To be fair, I've never really been fired, just quit...

[Kaiseress Anandja I]

So, Jess, what's up with the lies in #micronations? I'm posting this here cause I suppose that you read here regardless of "having left" or not.

So, Jess, you're saying I sent an email to you threatening to attack Amokolia, but you can't show it because you accidentally deleted it?

One word, of sorts:

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Circa. Tue Apr 21, 2009...

Jess Heimer says:
ardy?
Ardy says:
hello
Jess Heimer says:
Hello
hows Ashkenatza
Ardy says:
oh you know - the blackmarket trade in pork is a roaring success
and Amokolia?
Jess Heimer says:
heh. We're dieing
thats why im here
dont tell anyone
Ardy says:
fair enough
Jess Heimer says:
yes, and we both have an underlieing hatred for Shireroth
they are trying to take over the river elwynn
Ardy says:
well I wouldn't say underlying hatred these days but trying to take the river is a bit of a foreign policy blunder on their part
Jess Heimer says:
yes
but
we need to defend ourselves yes?
and show are power?
i propose a temporary union for war, hows that sound?
and it be called the Amokolia-Ashkenatza Trans Elwynn Republic

Our man Pachad was going to follow this up but frankly they were put off by the name... next time anyone checked Amokolia has been annexed by Ocia... without the requirement for a silly composite name.

[Kaiseress Anandja I]

AMOKOLIA - Selling out to the lowest bidder

[Oroigawa Koreyasu]

*sigh*

Because yes, when you want to invade a country, you talk to their military expert...

[Leo Fenrir]

This all sounds extremely iffy to me seeing as I don't know exactly how much sway Jess would have. I would prefer not to have a war break while I am in office. It would look bad on my resume

[Kaiseress Anandja I]

The only war even remotely plausible is between Jess and the rest of Ocia.

[Prince Ísur-Ai]

Jess,

You are hereby disfranchised. You are no citizen of Shireroth. You have been removed from the List of Citizens.

Signed,

Prince Ísur-Ai
MiniImNat

[Jacobus Loki]

Awwwww, but he's so much fun!

But now we can rent his room, I guess.

sniff sob

[Erik Mortis]

Can I have his money both in his Jess and his JessAlt accounts?

Jess yardistan Shireroth 1557.40
JessAlt shirekeep Shireroth 324.00


And yes.. I am collecting money for a reason. I just don't have enough at this time. (stupid government set me back over 1k last tax time)

[Andreas the Wise]

The Crown confiscates the money from those who revoke their citizenship, not private citizens. So no.

[Oroigawa Koreyasu]

I am collecting money for a reason.

Buying JASO?

[Erik Mortis]

No... That was just me being annoyed that something I made and put in place to be of use to the nation is being sold off at auction like some slab of beef.

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Jess yardistan Shireroth 1557.40
JessAlt shirekeep Shireroth 324.00

Imperial Defence (Against Jess' new friends...)?

[Leo Fenrir]

like some slab of beef.

A juicy one though.

[Jacobus Loki]

A -If Erik made JASO, then give him the bloody thing. Let me know if the Kaiseress goes missing for 20 minutes or so (Sharpens pen).

B- I'll miss Jess anyway.

C -CAT!