Application for citizenship
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Application for citizenship
Name: Hesam Jahandar
Age: Too old for this
Gender: Male
Location: Elwynn
Email:upon request
Other Micronational Citizenships: none
I request to take up residents with my compatriots in Elwynn in service of our Lord Loki, destroyer of sandcastles.
Age: Too old for this
Gender: Male
Location: Elwynn
Email:upon request
Other Micronational Citizenships: none
I request to take up residents with my compatriots in Elwynn in service of our Lord Loki, destroyer of sandcastles.
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Re: Application for citizenship
Mr Jahandar,
Welcome home.
You are officially a citizen. Your application is approved.
Welcome home.
You are officially a citizen. Your application is approved.
- Jacobus Loki
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Re: Application for citizenship
Welcome home!
I believe your cousin has the house warmed and the goat butchered for the feast.
Jacobus Loki,
Dux Elwynn
I believe your cousin has the house warmed and the goat butchered for the feast.
Jacobus Loki,
Dux Elwynn
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Re: Application for citizenship
Where do we start oh dark lord? Your troops are assembled and await your order.
- Jacobus Loki
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Re: Application for citizenship
The order is given-
WARP SPEED!
Err, wrong reality.
WARP SPEED!
Err, wrong reality.
- Gman Russell
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Re: Application for citizenship
What the hell is going on with all these Babkhans showing up, huh? Never trust a Babkhan...
What follows has lead me to this place where I belong, with all erased.
- b3n|<3r|\|
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Re: Application for citizenship
Just to fuel conspiracy theorists, I might remind you that I just happened to return and I am also a Babkhan.
Vilhelm von Benkern - The Dolphin-...Count
:: Formerly just "benkern"
:: Rook Sentry of the Order of the Vorpal Blade
:: Count of Mar Sara IIRC
:: Former Baron of Absentia AFAIK, before that Baron of Vorpmadal TBH; also Former Duke of Yardistan IMHO
:: Dux Emeritus of the Order of Mischievous Intent
It takes moo to mango!
:: Formerly just "benkern"
:: Rook Sentry of the Order of the Vorpal Blade
:: Count of Mar Sara IIRC
:: Former Baron of Absentia AFAIK, before that Baron of Vorpmadal TBH; also Former Duke of Yardistan IMHO
:: Dux Emeritus of the Order of Mischievous Intent
It takes moo to mango!
- Allot
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Re: Application for citizenship
Damn. I was just starting to like you, too.
Isabelle Allot Kalirion
Retired
Retired
- Gman Russell
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Re: Application for citizenship
You are? Damn.
What follows has lead me to this place where I belong, with all erased.
- Jacobus Loki
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Re: Application for citizenship
There are Babkhans, and then there are Babkhans. I for one have missed the food. And the coffee. And the heavy, sweet wines.
Of course it helps to take a taster with you (save money, invite a "friend" to dine with you. Here, here taste this isn't it wonderful.....).
Of course it helps to take a taster with you (save money, invite a "friend" to dine with you. Here, here taste this isn't it wonderful.....).
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Re: Application for citizenship
"That is Babkhan specialty ndi, lamb boiled in the lamentations of a genocide victim served with mint in a light hollandaise sauce. As for the coffee, you must drink it through your teeth to strain out the blood meal.
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- Jacobus Loki
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(Picks teeth with a bone of underdermined origin.)
Good times, good times........
Good times, good times........
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Re: Application for citizenship
So you enjoyed your Rakesh Goulash Surprise (the surprise being the look on his face)?
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Re: Application for citizenship
Effendi must also try Rastakhizaki. A camel stuffed with the children of tudeh and roasted over a pyre of the unrepentant. This is equivalent of child's birthday cake yes?
- Aurangzeb Khan
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But those children, the ones roasting inside the camel... do they know its Christmas? (At least it could be hypothetically - you tend to lose track of time whilst being slowly roasted over a pyre of the unrepentant)
[Cut to full-gusto chorus of FEED THE WORLD]
[Cut to full-gusto chorus of FEED THE WORLD]
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Re: Application for citizenship
"Feeeeast-on-the-poooor! Do-they-know-it's-Christ-mas-time! oooh....
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- Aurangzeb Khan
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"FEED THE KHAAAN! Do they know one tudeh is never enough?"
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"Feeeed the Khaaan! Or-Face-He-sam-Ja-han-dar! Oh!"
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Re: Application for citizenship
*Goes to kitchen and invents new Babkhan dish: "microwaved Geldof suffocating in a plastic garbage bag"
- b3n|<3r|\|
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Re: Application for citizenship
Vilhelm von Benkern - The Dolphin-...Count
:: Formerly just "benkern"
:: Rook Sentry of the Order of the Vorpal Blade
:: Count of Mar Sara IIRC
:: Former Baron of Absentia AFAIK, before that Baron of Vorpmadal TBH; also Former Duke of Yardistan IMHO
:: Dux Emeritus of the Order of Mischievous Intent
It takes moo to mango!
:: Formerly just "benkern"
:: Rook Sentry of the Order of the Vorpal Blade
:: Count of Mar Sara IIRC
:: Former Baron of Absentia AFAIK, before that Baron of Vorpmadal TBH; also Former Duke of Yardistan IMHO
:: Dux Emeritus of the Order of Mischievous Intent
It takes moo to mango!
- Ari Rahikkala
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Re: Application for citizenship
Or maybe peaches cooked with sausages?
No-one should be without a parasol, Sirocco.
- Jacobus Loki
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Re: Application for citizenship
Peaches who?
Peaches LaTour?
Peaches Johnson?
Peaches LaTour?
Peaches Johnson?
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