Kuralyov

Delphi · Post by **Delphi** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 2:35 pm

Kuralyov... What is this powerful new drug you're on?

And also, there can be one Dinarch. Insitutionally, there isn't supposed to be, but when one resigns, there is only one, and then it is possible.

Braden Indianensis · Post by **Braden Indianensis** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 2:50 pm

Delphi, don't glorify Kuralyov by referring to it with pronouns reserved for humans and house pets. It's not a "he," it's an "it." And don't you remember, it has no need for our political definitions. It has its big, important People's Government Dipstick Alliance or whatever it's called.

The Real Kuralyov · Post by **The Real Kuralyov** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:09 pm

That does. I was in the mood to welcome you with open arms but the waffle machine was broekn. Therefore, I reject your offer of friendship and reconciliation.

PROVISIONAL ANTICAN GOVERNMENT DIKTAT #000001:
-The Provisional Antican Government is hereby rescinded and all of its powers are granted to Kuralyov, who is hereby awarded the titles of Provisional Dictator of Antica and Savior of the Antican People.

I will be working on restoring the government soon, more details to be released on a need-to-know basis.

Nick Foghorn Leghorn · Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:22 pm

*thinks about what would be more amusing*

*decides*

I support Kuralyov! All hail the dictator of Antica!

Braden Indianensis · Post by **Braden Indianensis** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:24 pm

You, sir, are a douchebag. We do not recognize your "Provisional Government." Delphi Augustus is the only true leader of the Antican people. Also, I never offered you anything. You made the offer, and I said I'd rather die.

The Real Kuralyov · Post by **The Real Kuralyov** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:27 pm

Very well, I accept your proposal!

DICTATORIAL DIKTAT DICTION #0000000000000002:
-For his patriotism and services in controlling the feline popultaion, Citizen Leghorn is hereby awarded the position of Permanent Executive Vice High Dictator for Life.

Mr. Edward Norton is hereby condemned to Death by Saladin.

Bill3000 · Post by **Bill3000** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:40 pm

If you honestly think that Shireroth will ever give up your land, then you truly do have my sympathies.

I'm not sure if you have been around (Probably not), but precedent is actually against this. Shireroth indeed just gave up land, (The Lothloria territory, placed it in the Cognito space) and Arminy (Cranda) had been annexed into Shireroth for similar reasons as the Dinarchy of Antica did, and was released. While it is true that there is no legal right to secession for territory that is annexed without a treaty, vice-versa is legal.

Braden Indianensis · Post by **Braden Indianensis** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 4:04 pm

Thank you for backing me up, Bill.

The Real Kuralyov · Post by **The Real Kuralyov** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 4:11 pm

These lies will not be tolerated. I am warning you, no doubt for the last time.

Braden Indianensis · Post by **Braden Indianensis** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 7:06 pm

What the F*CK are you talking about, lies?! EVERYTHING WE'VE SAID IS F*CKING TRUE!!!

The Real Kuralyov · Post by **The Real Kuralyov** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 7:42 pm

WTF TRUTH????????? I AM THE TRUTH!

Decree Numero Tre:
-Kuralyov is the truth of Antica.

Also, for his brave duties in spreading the Great Word, Mr. Baldwin is hereby decreed to be First Priest of Kuralyov's Truth.

Braden Indianensis · Post by **Braden Indianensis** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 7:47 pm

[Still wearing the white robes of the priest, Baldwin throws himself off of the highest spire in his city of Neronea, rather than be the thrall of Kuralyov]

Damn! I'm immortal in Micras!
My leg is still broken, though.

The Real Kuralyov · Post by **The Real Kuralyov** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 7:51 pm

NEWSFLASH

Mr. Boney-part is hereby condemned to a hospital on charges of high sacrilige. Det. Kuralyov will be asusming all of his duties until further notice.

Fax Celestis · Post by **Fax Celestis** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 8:13 pm

"Boney-part"? That sounds dirty.

The Real Kuralyov · Post by **The Real Kuralyov** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 8:15 pm

Rest assured, we are keeping a close eye on the situation.

As the leader of the traitorous government forces have been confined to the hospital, I am asusmign his duties and am beginning negotiations with the loyalist government forces, which I also lead, to end this senseless slaughter.

LacGlaceiLiberationLeague · Sun Feb 05, 2006 12:47 pm

*liberates Antica*

Delphi · Post by **Delphi** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 12:48 pm

Good job, David.

The Real Kuralyov · Post by **The Real Kuralyov** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 1:04 pm

DICTION 4:

-LacGlaceiLiberationLeague is hereby awarded the position of Subcommander of the Antican Liberatorationist Fronte and is made a Knight of the Order of Kuralyov, Second Class.

Braden Indianensis · Post by **Braden Indianensis** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 1:06 pm

Kuralyov--what are YOU doing here?!?! I thought I consigned you to the abyss! Oh, well, to be doubly sure--I DESTROY YOU AND CONSIGN YOU TO OBLIVION!
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Stolen from "Excalibur"

The Real Kuralyov · Post by **The Real Kuralyov** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 1:40 pm

Statement 05:

Gabriel Byrne is prohibited from ever having sex in a suit of armor again.

AngelGuardian93 · Post by **AngelGuardian93** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:01 pm

This place is crazy. Last time I try and peek in here. :P

Delphi · Post by **Delphi** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:08 pm

Notice when it got crazy...

AngelGuardian93 · Post by **AngelGuardian93** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:17 pm

Good point. *runs again*

The Real Kuralyov · Post by **The Real Kuralyov** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:32 pm

Yes. Any time Delphi starts a post is a good indication that insanity is soon to follow, usually shortly after the post title.

Conglacio · Post by **Conglacio** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 10:24 pm

wait...how did I get a knighthood thingy?

Delphi · Post by **Delphi** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 10:28 pm

You didn't. Kuralyov is an idiot.

The Real Kuralyov · Post by **The Real Kuralyov** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 10:35 pm

My Dear Sir David, you have been knighted by my holy hand as Dictatorial Holiness of the Antican State Religion. Are you willing to do your part to take place in the Great Scourge that even now is forming?

Delphi · Post by **Delphi** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 10:36 pm

Just so you know, Kurly, I'm deleting your posts at will.

The Real Kuralyov · Post by **The Real Kuralyov** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 10:49 pm

I have issued you one Writ of Absolution already, Mr. Dear Doctor Delphi. I may not be so lenient again.

Conglacio · Post by **Conglacio** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 10:57 pm

no, kurly, I would not, and never would. what made yo think I would?

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