Lord so-and-so
Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 3:36 pm
From now on, the "Lord so-and-so" form of address that's gotten so popular lately is banned in Hyperborea. You may not call Ari "Lord Straylight", you may not call Carol "Lady Lumina's Light", and you certainly may not call me "Lord Hyperborea".
Why? Well, for one thing, it makes us all sound like a bunch of British people in fancy hats. For another, it is displeasing to the ear: I keep wanting to stick an "of" in the middle. And finally, "Lord" is just too pretentious a title. The Lord God is a lord. Lord Asrael from Golden Compass is a lord. Lord Foul from the Chronicles of Thomas Covenant is a lord. Kelvin is lord. Hearing a random count referred to as "Lord so-and-so" sounds to me like title devaluation even beyond the normal level in micronationalism.
An acceptable alternate is [first name] of [subdivision], or even [position] [first name of subdivision]. There was an age when quite a few of us did this. There was Jadie of Goldshire, Scott of Hyperborea, and so on. It was a good tradition. So if you must refer to someone when you are upon this isle, say "Duke Ari of Straylight" or "Carol of Lumina's Light".
Otherwise you get thrown into the volcano. In an enlightened, cultural sort of way, of course.
Why? Well, for one thing, it makes us all sound like a bunch of British people in fancy hats. For another, it is displeasing to the ear: I keep wanting to stick an "of" in the middle. And finally, "Lord" is just too pretentious a title. The Lord God is a lord. Lord Asrael from Golden Compass is a lord. Lord Foul from the Chronicles of Thomas Covenant is a lord. Kelvin is lord. Hearing a random count referred to as "Lord so-and-so" sounds to me like title devaluation even beyond the normal level in micronationalism.
An acceptable alternate is [first name] of [subdivision], or even [position] [first name of subdivision]. There was an age when quite a few of us did this. There was Jadie of Goldshire, Scott of Hyperborea, and so on. It was a good tradition. So if you must refer to someone when you are upon this isle, say "Duke Ari of Straylight" or "Carol of Lumina's Light".
Otherwise you get thrown into the volcano. In an enlightened, cultural sort of way, of course.