cold stone

[Stone Jackabar]

*the royal airship flies over and ejects stone into the artic sea**the piolets*are you sure this is right?-absolutly, the kaiseresss said she wanted cold stone. Hmm....yeah....how long till we know he's cold?-when he's frozen solid.so we check back in...?-oooh, about a day or so*stone sitting at the bottom of the artic sea*"WHY IS IT SO DAMN COLD UNDERWATER!!!" YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

[Kaiseress Jadie]

*rolls on the floor laughing*STONE!!!! I want Cold-stone ice cream...not a Cold Stone....*laughs* Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

[Stone Jackabar]

(can't heeear you as im UNDER WATER FROZEN IN A BLOCK OF ICE!!!!) YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

[Scott Alexander]

*A detachment of Paladins is sent to dig up Stone.**The Paladins extract him and try to bring him back to the capital**He's too heavy so they drop him back into the icy water. They shrug, say "Oh well, we tried" and go back home*Maybe it's just the one near me, but Cold Stone ice cream is AWFUL...doesn't even compare to Baskin Robbins or Dairy Queen or places like that.

[Stone Jackabar]

*brrrrrrrrr* YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

[Zirandorthel]

*lives in a place where 16 degrees celsius is considered shorts-and-t-shirts weather, so don't talk about ice-cream parlours...* ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart

[Eriana Moon]

Cold Stone around here is awsom.... Now I want some..... Darn it!

[Stone Jackabar]

*is still frozen solid on the floor of the sea* YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

[Solitary Poet 8]

*walks up to freezing water*All right, time to get him out! *calls on some penguins, are swim to the bottom and drag Stone out of the water* K, now that that's done, where's a fire mage when you need one? Or at least a hair dryer..... Birrrrrrrrrrrd Maaaaaaaaan!!!!!~The Solitary Poet of Goldshire

[Stone Jackabar]

*shivers morse code*SO.....FREAKIN.......COLD........ YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

[Solitary Poet 8]

Oh well, guess I'll have to wing it. *winces* So to speak.*grabs a hairdryer and points it at Stone* Birrrrrrrrrrrd Maaaaaaaaan!!!!!~The Solitary Poet of Goldshire

[Kaiseress Jadie]

*sighs*Stone what did you do?? I didn't want that kind of cold stone....*sighs*Thank you Sir Bard..it is greatly appreciated. Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

[Solitary Poet 8]

*still holding the hairdryer, the block of ice now cut in half after a whole night**yawns* You're welcome, Lady Kaiseress. It's only the decent thing. *yawns again* I think I'll take a nap whn this is done. Birrrrrrrrrrrd Maaaaaaaaan!!!!!~The Solitary Poet of Goldshire

[Stone Jackabar]

*thaws around face*i liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*Begins to break the ice slowly from the inside**after 15 minutes is now free* YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

[Solitary Poet 8]

*yawns* Well, my work here is done. Now, back to Goldshire for a nap. Nighty night. *staggers off* Birrrrrrrrrrrd Maaaaaaaaan!!!!!~The Solitary Poet of Goldshire

[Gman Russell]

As A Coldstone Employee... I might be biased... but I think they have the best darn shakes ever... *licks lips*Want me to sing a song? Tips people. *shakes bucket*

[The Lizzard King of Shire]

SUBMIT YOUR SONG TO THE LIZZARD KING!I shall judge it! ALL SHALL BE JUDGED!Judgement is upon you. The plague is upon you! The Lizzard King of Shireroth

[Angellene]

AAaaahhhh!!! not the tip song!

[Gman Russell]

*breathes in like he's going to sing*

[Kaiseress Jadie]

*throws Gman a dollar*SING BOY!! SING! Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

[Solitary Poet 8]

*duct tapes Gman's mouth*I go there when its slow to avoid that song, thank you! Birrrrrrrrrrrd Maaaaaaaaan!!!!!~The Solitary Poet of Goldshire

[Kaiseress Jadie]

Hey!!I want him to sing damnit!*takes tape off Gman's mouth* Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

[Solitary Poet 8]

*runs from scary song and angry Kaiseress* Birrrrrrrrrrrd Maaaaaaaaan!!!!!~The Solitary Poet of Goldshire

[Eriana Moon]

*Walks up to door, turns, and leaves without even going in*

[Gman Russell]

*bites lip*I... don't know why...you would say those hatefull words Solitary Poet...*a single, pathetic tear falls from his right eye*

[Solitary Poet 8]

Its not toward you, its toward the song! Sorry, but I just don't like it. Birrrrrrrrrrrd Maaaaaaaaan!!!!!~The Solitary Poet of Goldshire

[Kaiseress Jadie]

Wowzers...there is much hate for the tip song in Shireroth....that is sad.... Kaiseress Jadie IThe Elf-Cat Kaiseress of Shireroth

[Eriana Moon]

Awwwwwww......

[david northworthy beckfor]

tip song? war trophy liberated from Babkha by the Federated NORworthic Liberation Devision (FNORD)

[Stone Jackabar]

*stone sings the tip song*We got a dollar we got a dollar,we gota dollar hey hey hey HEY!!!*is shoved back into the water**bubblegrumblebubble* YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!