Shireroth

Oh we've not left entirely. There's still that juggernaught thing churning up Elwynn, and the siege train behind that and Rakesh is still round Goldshire Hamlets.

*EATS REBELS**ZAPS TONERMAN**POISENS INKJET CARTRIGE MAN* About Me"We, too, have a horrible creature living in Mongolia. We call it the Allghoi khorkhoi monster, and it lives buried in the Gobi Desert sand dunes. It can kill a man, a horse, even a camel."The nomads also said that the color yellow attracts the Allghoi khorkhoi.

*looks at Erik*What is a BAR? and why are you handing me one? Harvey's Elf-Cat Girl"May the hasha be with you"

boomist assult rifle.he is probably giving you one, as it is the mosrt powerfull weapon known to man, and you will need one to defend your self. David I Eric Vivian Northorthy Beckford KGCS KL OHDafitt Erick Wiffjan Nurtbefoon Bergsdrumfort"It's a dull man who can only find one way to spell a word"(Mark Twain)

Thank you David for the clarification YAY I HAVE A RIFLE!! *grins* Wheeee!!*runs off to kick some ass* Harvey's Elf-Cat Girl"May the hasha be with you"

The BAR is basicly the enbodiment of every weapon into one.. somehow.. we dont' ask... E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

*Has a BAR in one hand and an Original Ankou Bazooka (c) in the other**positions her lions strategically around the castle for a full barricade*For the defence of Goldshire!!!*fires* May the hasha be with you
Never let sense conquer nonsense - Quixy, the God of Madness
I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body. Elaine Boosler

*confused......**realises she said lions, not loins**understands* David I Eric Vivian Northorthy Beckford KGCS KL OHDafitt Erick Wiffjan Nurtbefoon Bergsdrumfort"It's a dull man who can only find one way to spell a word"(Mark Twain)

*shows up and slaps david...**vanishes again* E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

*Poet sighs, sheathing his sword*This..... is just not for me.*Snaps fingers, summoning a giant bird to him*(to self) I've never wanted to be like the standard bards, running from danger, but the fight appears nearly over, in our favor, whether I'm here or not, and this fighting is truly not for me. Luck has kept me alive, and having death around me has turned me further to my pacifism.*Jumps on bird, flies off*From this day on, I vow not to take another life. ~The Solitary Poet of Delvenus

*salutes Poet as he flies off*Wow...that was deep.... Harvey's Elf-Cat Girl"May the hasha be with you"

*Turns on paintball-gun mose on his BAR and begins shooting at Poet* E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

Yay! Somebody slapped David for me!!!*happy Kaiseress dance* May the hasha be with you
Never let sense conquer nonsense - Quixy, the God of Madness
I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body. Elaine Boosler

Actually more like desertion, which is a tad treasonable. If Rakesh were still here he would have launched a SAM at that poet bloke and if my apache's weren't in Treesia they'd shoot the bird down. But as I am here...*launches one of Rakesh's SAM's. The missile trail leads right up to within a yard of the bird and... boom!*

Hey now! No blowing up my bard!!!! Harvey's Elf-Cat Girl"May the hasha be with you"

We don't really have those.. though it's not illegal.. Gambling is Legal.. Kitanus Fields has a Casino too... E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

Eh? He was deserting! Besides he's only singed, even if his bird does look like a turkey now!By the way, has anyone seen the rebels lately? If not I think we've won! Huzzah for the serene Mango and the majestic Camel! Double huzzah for the Pact that binds the two.*Starts planing R&R for his men, including the hiring of ladies of ill repute* Edited by: Emir of Raspur at: 8/8/03 2:19 pm

Put some men in dresses. Soldiers returning from the front are famously unfussy

war over?that is my fave part of war...LOOT!I never bother with the other parts of wars....*goes to find weapons of fallen rebels...**shouts to babkhans..* Hey you lot! I f you find any real women, send 'em this way!*carries on looting* David I Eric Vivian Northorthy Beckford KGCS KL OHDafitt Erick Wiffjan Nurtbefoon Bergsdrumfort"It's a dull man who can only find one way to spell a word"(Mark Twain)My Mission - To be a nuisence to all! (especialy to those I like!)

*zapz david northworthy beckford**eats loot**slaps UEC*just doing my job!!!!!!!!!!!11 About Me"We, too, have a horrible creature living in Mongolia. We call it the Allghoi khorkhoi monster, and it lives buried in the Gobi Desert sand dunes. It can kill a man, a horse, even a camel."The nomads also said that the color yellow attracts the Allghoi khorkhoi.

*dodges the slap and shoots the worm* E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

OOC: Just a quick note here. I NEVER JOINED THE ARMY!!!! I just decided to help in the fighting. Therefore, I wasn't deserting. You can't desert an army you were never a part of. ~The Solitary Poet of Delvenus

That is right Poet...and I do believe the war is over...we scared them off!! YAY! Harvey's Elf-Cat Girl"May the hasha be with you"

*decapetates the looters*anyone else want to try? YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

and even if it was desertion, i think it was largely because of things i said, he would get a full pardon, and he will receive propper honors for serving this land well in times of war, i beleive we are going to have a few more champions YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

Does the Kaiseress know about those? The original decree or whatever is gone now.. E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

aarr!!!I was only looting from the rebels! David I Eric Vivian Northorthy Beckford KGCS KL OHDafitt Erick Wiffjan Nurtbefoon Bergsdrumfort"It's a dull man who can only find one way to spell a word"(Mark Twain)My Mission - To be a nuisence to all! (especialy to those I like!)

SUUUUURE you were... E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.