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MoMA advises all Commercial/Civil air and maritime transportation to avoid attempting to land or enter harbour at Wolfraven in the Territory of Cimmeria from Homersday 24 to Gahgday 25 Krondokin. MoMA and Osman-Almagro Industries (OAH) Enabling Partnership are presently testing 110% safe retrofitted Menelmacari propulsion technology on new Shirerithian experimental platform built to exacting Babkhan engineering standards.
As iterated before test is 150% safe and represents no danger to life or limb of general public or world eco-system or fabric of time and space. Our feeling is, however, that discretion on the part of transient civilians is most stongly advised so as to avoid unintended consequences.
Residents of Wolfraven, although there is nothing to fear because every precaution has been taken to avoid catastrophic meltdown - which in any event will not happen, are advised to stay in doors for duration of test and are strongly urged to watch cheerful and informative information video.
That is all. We look forward to successful completion of test.
MoMA Advisory: Wolfraven
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Re: MoMA Advisory: Wolfraven
Melmecarian, aye? Should be interesting ....
The character Andreas the Wise is on indefinite leave.
However, this account still manages:
Cla'Udi - Count of Melangia
Manuel - CEO of VBNC. For all you'll ever need.
Vincent Waldgrave - Lord General of Gralus
Q - Director of SAMIN
Duke Mel'Kat - Air Pirate, Melangian, and Duke of the Flying Duchy of Glanurchy
And references may be made to Vur'Alm Xei'Bôn (a Nelagan Micron of undisclosed purpose).
However, this account still manages:
Cla'Udi - Count of Melangia
Manuel - CEO of VBNC. For all you'll ever need.
Vincent Waldgrave - Lord General of Gralus
Q - Director of SAMIN
Duke Mel'Kat - Air Pirate, Melangian, and Duke of the Flying Duchy of Glanurchy
And references may be made to Vur'Alm Xei'Bôn (a Nelagan Micron of undisclosed purpose).
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Re: MoMA Advisory: Wolfraven
Those fall-out warnings are pretty freaky...
Anyway good luck MoMA.
Anyway good luck MoMA.
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:: Former Baron of Absentia AFAIK, before that Baron of Vorpmadal TBH; also Former Duke of Yardistan IMHO
:: Dux Emeritus of the Order of Mischievous Intent
It takes moo to mango!
:: Formerly just "benkern"
:: Rook Sentry of the Order of the Vorpal Blade
:: Count of Mar Sara IIRC
:: Former Baron of Absentia AFAIK, before that Baron of Vorpmadal TBH; also Former Duke of Yardistan IMHO
:: Dux Emeritus of the Order of Mischievous Intent
It takes moo to mango!
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Re: MoMA Advisory: Wolfraven
I love your spokesman. He is just as reliable as he was when he briefed us on Iraq's military. Bagdad Bill is always, always right. Yes, he is...
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