Ghetto Wars

[Syr William]

Duke William was driving down the street in his highly prized Hyperborean sports car when he noticed smoke rising in the distance. It appeared to be coming from the Ducal Palace. William sped away to see what was going on.
When he arrived on scene the Ducal Palace was blazing. The only thing spared was the gate.
Attached to it was a note:

Your Grace, Duke William
bust a cap in yo ass fo shizzle my nizzle
get up outta my grill, dawg
wats cracka lackin homeskillet
fsheezy, word...

William looked up from the paper,
"This means war!"


OOC:A little scandal, anyone? Who wants to be the ghetto bitches that burnt down the ducal palace?

[Kaiseress Anandja I]

I can be the regal Kaiseress who watched the ghetto pyromaniacs from my black bullet-proof limo, while gently chuckling for myself.

[Oroigawa Koreyasu]

You should talk to Lucifer/Callidus and/or Atticus/Roman in/around Toketi/Relaram.

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Wait, wait, wait this is ridiculous - the Hyperboreans have sports cars?

[Scott of Hyperborea]

Might be one of the ones we sold to Concordia after they were restricted in the Home Isles. That'd make it a few thousand years old, and frankly astounding that it still exists in working condition. But I'll bet it's just like the Duke of Brookshire to have lovingly restored, ridiculously expensive antiques to flaunt his wealth and power. I just hope he knows enough about the Hyperborean design philosophy to expect it to look more like one of these than a Ferrari.

Oh, and William, due to your excellent taste in sports cars I'll give you a little advice: might want to avoid using the word "bitches" until we get a new Kaiser.

[Kaiseress Anandja I]

Oh, and William, due to your excellent taste in sports cars I'll give you a little advice: might want to avoid using the word "bitches" until we get a new Kaiser.

The misinformed strikes again. Using words like "bitches" and "hoes" directed at other, real people here is not something that should be tolerated. At least not from someone who should know better. That wasn't even the reason Jess got fired. Again, if you edit my post and add a word that is only aimed at insulting me, you get a smackdown. Plain and simple.

[Syr William]

We still need ghetto peoples...

Your Niftyness could secretly be the ruler of an underground empire of ghetto gangstas.

[Aurangzeb Khan]

We still need ghetto peoples...

Your Niftyness could secretly be the ruler of an underground empire of ghetto gangstas.

If we must have criminal urban proles, do they have to be those criminal urban proles...

[Leo Fenrir]

A completely inconspicuous sheep looked upon the burning palace and, almost as if having satisfied some need, turned and disappeared.

[Kaiseress Anandja I]

We still need ghetto peoples...

Your Niftyness could secretly be the ruler of an underground empire of ghetto gangstas.

I'll just settle with being the ruler of an overground empire of micronational awesomeness...

[Syr William]

Ghetto sheep....lead by Leo....