Grave News from Monty Crisco

[Erik Mortis]

The Count of Monty Crisco bids all honorable and due respect to the throne and duke of Yardistan. With humble and abject courtesy the Count of Monty Crisco would like to inform you that the Rightful Duke of Brookshire, has been replaced by the Kaiser, and that the Count of Monty Crisco has decided to move upon this recent event, and restore the Rightful Duke of Brookshire to his throne.

As the Count of Monty Crisco feels that such actions may be of interest to the gloriously rebellious Yardistani, he has bid me inform you.

[Jacobus Loki]

The Steward supports the Rightful Duke, and his Deputy and Emissary.

(Would have made a good civil war, tho').

[b3n|<3r|\|]

Blame Kaiser Hasan, the great appeaser. :P

[Kaiser Hasan I]

Well there is still too much to be finished before you go plotting my downfall.

[Dennis Moore]

NO! Hasan the Great must rule. We cannot be safe any other way!

[Prodigy Almighty]

Je-SUS Dennis, everything'll work itself out when Jeremy decides he wants to actually do something progressive...

[Dennis Moore]

Jeremy Edward Dominique is not capable of construction, only chaos and colonialism. We have escaped him, we few, we band of brothers!

My family has brought our personal weapons of defence, our three Sherman tanks, each towing personal 155mm howitzers, our goats, chickens, burros and ammunition in three large trucks. The rest of my native village is following.

We offer service to the great Prodigy, Baron of Absentia, servant of Hasan the Great!