The Register of Yardistan

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Sort of a mini Yardistani census thing, so we can keep track of all Yardistanis, what titles they hold etc.

Last updated- Jan-7-2009

RESIDENTS
Jacobus
(Vilhelm von) Benkern
Jess
Prodigy Almighty
Greg (Gman) Russell
Gryphon Avocatio (aka Nick the Yardistani)
Gilrean Treebane
Noemi Vassiliais
Lectriece

TITLES
Duke of Yardistan - Gman Russell

Barons:
Of the United Isles - Jess
Of Absentia - Prodigy Almighty

Counts:
Of Naudia'Diva - Jess
Of Yardistan - Gryphon
Of Florencia - vacant
Of Mirioth, Amity, and So-Sara - Greg Russell
Of Mar Sara - Benkern
Of Western Absentia - Prodigy Almighty
Of Eastern Absentia - Gilrean
Of Northern Absentia/Oblivion - vacant

Miscellaneous Titles:
Sheriff of Lac Glacei - vacant
Anarch of Yardistan - Gman Russell
Second in the Dude Chain (SDC) - vacant
Guardian of Interest - Prodigy Almighty
Jess-ter of the Duchal Court - Jess
THE Yardistani - Gryphon
Bailiff of Lac Glacei - vacant

MILITARY
Commander-in-Chief of the Yardistani Militias - Prodigy Almighty
Admiral of the Grand Yardistani Navy - Benkern (pending)

If you should be on here and you're not, post in this thread, though I do hope to update it whenever necessary.

[Prodigy Almighty]

Oh! I've come up with a title for "Vice-Duke"

"Second on the Yardistani Dude Chain" What do you think?

[Gman Russell]

I do not recognize the duke of Yardistan, only the Anarch. If the duke gives me an order, i'll ignore it. That is all, carry on.

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Miscellaneous Titles:
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Anarch of Yardistan - Benkern

If I sign my decrees with this title as well, will you accept them?

[Gman Russell]

dangit, fine.

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Though please, this *is* Yardistan, disregard my decrees and rebel by all means.

Just don't think there won't be *ahem* consequences.

[Gman Russell]

I've had my islands bombed, starved, invaded, gassed, and had a flying island rammed into it. What else can you do?!?

[Prodigy Almighty]

How would you like to not have islands anymore? I can do it. Not saying I would, though... unless given good reason.

[Gman Russell]

What are you getting at...?!?!

[Jacobus Loki]

Hre is a mighty cyborg who packs incredible destructive power.

Although he forgets that your islands were raised by Saggitarius Himself in the depths of time.

"The Gods vs. Technology!"

Buys popcorn. (munch)

[Gman Russell]

I'll kill you all!

[Prodigy Almighty]

Hey! You stole my line, Greg! Not cool.

Besides... I have this.

[Andreas the Wise]

Not to mention while magically raising islands into the air is hard, magically plunging them into the sea really doesn't take much thought ...

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Not to mention while magically raising islands into the air is hard, magically plunging them into the sea really doesn't take much thought ...

Er.. mate... you're confusing the Holy Islands with the Flying Islands of Jasonia, which already crashed to earth an ASC millenium ago.

[Gman Russell]

You dont know the power of the dark side of the force........

[Jacobus Loki]

Actually, I think he does...

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Indeed, of all the people who do know from first-hand experience how dark the dark side gets, Ardashir has to near the top of the list. In micronationalism at least. And that's at the VERY least.

[Andreas the Wise]

Not to mention while magically raising islands into the air is hard, magically plunging them into the sea really doesn't take much thought ...

Er.. mate... you're confusing the Holy Islands with the Flying Islands of Jasonia, which already crashed to earth an ASC millenium ago.

No, I'm not doing an archaeological expedition to the Holy Islands ... but Jacobus did say they were raised out of the sea by Saggitarius.

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Indeed, of all the people who do know from first-hand experience how dark the dark side gets, Ardashir has to near the top of the list. In micronationalism at least. And that's at the VERY least.

But deep down I'm a wonderful chap really.

[Gman Russell]

You hide your wonderfuill personality with mass genocide and death? Good cover.

[Aurangzeb Khan]

"8-12-04" Old chap.

[Jess]

Not to mention while magically raising islands into the air is hard, magically plunging them into the sea really doesn't take much thought ...

Er.. mate... you're confusing the Holy Islands with the Flying Islands of Jasonia, which already crashed to earth an ASC millenium ago.

No, I'm not doing an archaeological expedition to the Holy Islands ... but Jacobus did say they were raised out of the sea by Saggitarius.

You wouldn't have permission anyway

[Gman Russell]

I hate you, rabbit.

[Jess]

I hate you, rabbit.

what?

[Gman Russell]

Not you, Ardy.

[Jess]

PONY-LICKER!

You know my policy about that emoticon

[Gman Russell]

Do I? Eh, screw it.

[Gryphon Avocatio]

¡Allo, Jojo cEnimîgrsa! J'espere kju Tôdrsa nejr bonís, ce kju Bômbrsa Disa mataju rapís.

I, the hallowed Godfather of this mildly respectible land, would like to inform you that I am in fact still a citizen of this wonderful place, and that I am also pretty sure that I am count of Yardistan for life. If not, well, then I'm claiming it and everybody else can fuck off.

Feel ye blessed this fine day, for I have returned from 'cross the seas to set foot here to curse at ye silly gentlemen!

And with that, I shall make my away into the smoke and soot whence I emerged.

Good day, and Loki disassemble!

[Jess]

Delightful.

Yet another citizen to have revolt against his baron

:P

[Jacobus Loki]

No, he IS Count of Yardistan for Life. I just watch it for him while he's gone.

Lord benkern, please make the notation before he calls Loki himself down upon us, and causes us irreparable something-er-other!

Please excuse us, Oh Great One, but the Duke/Anarch was simply picking up the pieces after my quasi-rebellion, stalking off in a hiff, and precipitous return, then there was this war and all. He meant no diserespect.