LET THE RETALIATION BEGIN!

H4773r 3lfs0n · Post by **H4773r 3lfs0n** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 8:45 am

Barony Vorpmadal hereby ANNEXES Duchy of Yardistan on the grounds that Barony Vorpmadal has too few citizens, needs the land for strategic B00/\/\ testing and as counter measures to being annexed again, and again. for ever.

If you have any complaints please direct them to my army of Jabberwockies with cogney accents and bad teeth, or to Cap'n Knappy and his army of sherpas who cant speak english. or even better, the sloth jubbles.

To reach any of the above, turn around in circles eight times fast and quickly chug a half gallon of milk.

thank you.

For the full extent of our swift and determined rebuttal to your attempt at annexation please see post #1 http://shireroth.kuroshiro.net/forum2/v ... php?t=6768

MAY A PLAGUE OF SPAM AND GOAT PR0N BE UPON THEE AND MAY THE FLEAS OF A THOUSAND CAMELS LODGE IN YOUR ARMPITS!

Cap'n Knappy · Post by **Cap'n Knappy** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 9:51 am

(chanting in ancient Vorpmadalian)

Umalaka-himi-yama-SPAM_SPAM_SPAM!
Umalaka-himi-yama-SPAM_SPAM_SPAM!
Umalaka-himi-yama-SPAM_SPAM_SPAM!
Umalaka-himi-yama-SPAM_SPAM_SPAM!
Umalaka-himi-yama-SPAM_SPAM_SPAM!
Umalaka-himi-yama-SPAM_SPAM_SPAM!

(Jubbles howls to the moon)

Karka-TIAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!

Braden Indianensis · Post by **Braden Indianensis** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 12:14 pm

Two steamships pull up on the coast of Yardistan. The Riflemen have strict instructions not to damage anything historical, as well as not to harass citizens or their property, except in the case of adults being openly belligerent. Also, they are to keep their eyes peeled for roadside bombs and other explosive devices.*

LacGlaceiLiberationLeague · Sat Jun 10, 2006 1:12 pm

Declaration by Liberation League

It be declared and recognised by this entity that the most noble body of the Liberation League recognise and support the Annexation of the Duchy of Yardistan and of all the Dominions and Territories thereunto belonging that the Barony of Vorpmadal desire by the Barony of Vorpmadal for the good of the People.

Zorg II, the Usurper,
2nd Lord Protector of Vorpmadal.
Lac Glacei Liberation League

LacGlaceiLiberationLeague · Sat Jun 10, 2006 2:12 pm

Official Fajita Bean flavoured Ice Cream distributors to the Annexation

Braden Indianensis · Post by **Braden Indianensis** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 2:41 pm

I can't see it (or do you mean that a red X on a white box is going to be distributing Sopapilla de Bien Fajita?

)

osmose1000 · Post by **osmose1000** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 6:30 pm

You can't counter-annex Yardistan. We annexed the act of annexation somewhere around Tymaria. You can "attempt to take over Yardistan and fail horribly", though.

Post by **Gman Russell** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 11:49 am

DIE PIGS DIE!

*runs into the clearing firing a weapon, Hatter looks over*

DIE PIGS DIE!

*runs into the clearing firing a weapon, Knappy looks over*

DIE PIGS DIE!

*runs into the clearing firing a weapon, Hatter yawns*

DIE PIGS DIE!

*Knappy yawns, when suddenly Gman roars by, killing everyone in a godmodding fit of satirical rage*

Braden Indianensis · Post by **Braden Indianensis** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 1:04 pm

You didn't mention me! I'll kill you!
*Aims Deringer and ends Greg's life in one slow action.*

Post by **Gman Russell** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 1:20 pm

Good thing I have an extra life!

Braden Indianensis · Post by **Braden Indianensis** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 2:51 pm

*Reloads and shoots the anthropomorphic mushrooms before they can give Greg aid. Fires on Greg.*

Post by **Gman Russell** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 4:04 pm

*game over*

darn. Uh... well, i'm a ghost, so i'll possess you. ROAR!

Shireroth

LET THE RETALIATION BEGIN!

LET THE RETALIATION BEGIN!

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