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[CJ Miller]

Yardistan is dead, Elwynn is another country, and Brookshire is a warzone.

Dia daoibh.

[Andreas the Wise]

A brave time to consider becoming a Kildarian. Know ye that this is not a light decision. Will ye swear the oath, and follow through on it?

I [Insert Name Here], being sound in mind and pure in heart, do swear my allegiance to House Kildare in front of the Seanad and [Insert Deity of Choice]. I do swear the following:
- I swear allegiance to the Imperial Republic of Shireroth, for Kildarians shall always be Shirithian.
- I swear allegiance to House Kildare, my brothers and sisters in the sacred trust of governing Kildare, for a Kildarian is always loyal to his/her [delete whichever is inappropriate] noble peers.
- I swear allegiance to the Dutch of House Kildare, to follow him/her [delete whichever is inappropriate] when he/she [delete whichever is inappropriate] leads wisely, and advise him/her [delete whichever is inappropriate] when he/she [delete whichever is inappropriate] has clouded judgement, for even Dutches are not gods.
- I swear to always protect the inhabitants of Kildare and seek their wellbeing, for it is for their purpose that House Kildare serves.
- I swear to uphold the noble traditions of Kildare, in history, war, magic and economics, because a Kildarian should always conduct himself/herself [delete whichever is inappropriate] as befits a Kildarian.
- I swear to uphold the Apollonian Doctrine, and help restore official control of all Shirithian holdings on Apollonia to House Kildare by any means necessary save:
* secession from Shireroth
* the damnation of our eternal souls
* those sins that History cannot absolve us from
for the leaders and inhabitants of Kildare share the bond of history which transcends all lesser ties.
- I swear to protect the Time Crystals and keep the binding, for that is the duty of the Kildarian nobillity.
- I swear to never stay the Time Revisionists from their sacred duty, for history must be upheld.

I shall do all that I have sworn for as long as I shall remain in House Kildare; and may Sakat be generous when he records my mighty deeds.

[CJ Miller]

I will later, I'm on my dad's phone. When I can get to my computer, I will take the oath in English and badly translated Irish (Kildare or Chill Dara is a county in Ireland.)

[Andreas the Wise]

English will be sufficient.

[Jonas]

English will be sufficient.

But I wouldn't mind reading the oath in Irish.

[CJ Miller]

I, CJ Miller, being sound in mind and pure in heart, do swear my allegiance to House Kildare in front of the Seanad and Lumina. I do swear the following:
- I swear allegiance to the Imperial Republic of Shireroth, for Kildarians shall always be Shirithian.
- I swear allegiance to House Kildare, my brothers and sisters in the sacred trust of governing Kildare, for a Kildarian is always loyal to his noble peers.
- I swear allegiance to the Dutch of House Kildare, to follow him when he leads wisely, and advise him when he has clouded judgement, for even Dutches are not gods.
- I swear to always protect the inhabitants of Kildare and seek their wellbeing, for it is for their purpose that House Kildare serves.
- I swear to uphold the noble traditions of Kildare, in history, war, magic and economics, because a Kildarian should always conduct himself as befits a Kildarian.
- I swear to uphold the Apollonian Doctrine, and help restore official control of all Shirithian holdings on Apollonia to House Kildare by any means necessary save:
* secession from Shireroth
* the damnation of our eternal souls
* those sins that History cannot absolve us from
for the leaders and inhabitants of Kildare share the bond of history which transcends all lesser ties.
- I swear to protect the Time Crystals and keep the binding, for that is the duty of the Kildarian nobillity.
- I swear to never stay the Time Revisionists from their sacred duty, for history must be upheld.

I shall do all that I have sworn for as long as I shall remain in House Kildare; and may Sakat be generous when he records my mighty deeds.

Signed this Ifniday the fourth of Qarbinionsmoon in the year of our Lords the 4017th ab sectora condita.

Mé, a dhéanamh CJ Miller, á chur san áireamh agus íon fuaime i chroí, mo géillsine dheamhan ar an Teach Chill Dara os comhair an tSeanaid agus Lumina. Dar liom an méid seo a leanas:
- Cuirfidh mé féin a chur faoi bhráid an Impireacht na Poblachta na Shireroth, do shaoránach de Chill Dara a bheidh i gcónaí ina shaoránach de Shireroth.
- Cuirfidh mé féin a chur faoi bhráid Teach Chill Dara, mo deartháireacha agus deirfiúracha i muinín naofa de rialaíonn Chill Dara, do shaoránach de Chill Dara Is dílis i gcónaí lena bpiaraí uasal.
- Cuirfidh mé féin a chur faoi bhráid an Diúc Teach Chill Dara, é a leanúint nuair is cúis sé críonna, agus comhairle a thabhairt dó nuair a bhíonn sé breithiúnas clouded, do fiú nach bhfuil Diúc a dia.
- Beidh mé i gcónaí a chosaint áitritheoirí na dtíortha agus Chill Dara agus dá leas a lorg, chun na críche sin tá sé as a mbíonn sé ag freastal Teach Chill Dara.
- Beidh mé ag seasamh leis an traidisiún uasal Chill Dara, i stair, cogadh, draíochta agus eacnamaíocht, toisc gur cheart do shaoránach de Chill Dara i gcónaí é féin a iompar mar befits an t-ainm Chill Dara.
- Beidh mé ag seasamh le Teagasc na talún Apollo, agus cuidiú a rialú go hoifigiúil ar ais gach ceann de na gabháltais ar thalamh Apollo a bhaineann le Shireroth ar an Teach Chill Dara trí mhodh ar bith ach amháin is gá:
* Imeacht ó Shireroth
* An cáineadh ár anam síoraí
* Bpeacaí as sin nach féidir a shaorann Stair linn
do na ceannairí agus áitritheoirí den sciar Chill Dara an banna ar stair a bhaol do gach ceangail níos lú.
- Is é cuirfidh mé a chosaint criostail Am agus an ceangailteach a choinneáil, a chuireann dualgas ar an Tiarnaí Chill Dara.
- Ní bheidh mé ag fanacht na hEagarthóirí Am as a gcuid dualgas naofa, a sheas Ní mór do stair.

Beidh mé go léir a dhéanfaidh mé é go bhfuil mé faoi mhionn chomh fada agus is ag fanacht sa Teach Chill Dara agus is féidir a bheith fial Sakat nuair a thaifid sé mo gníomhais.

Sínithe ceithre lá seo an ceathrú de naoi mí sa bhliain dár dTiarnaí an 4017 as an cruthú de na hearnála.

[Jacobus Loki]

Huzzah

I think.

I mourn Yardistan.

[Jonas]

Thanks for the Irish version, CJ.


Jake, we could annex the lands of Yardistan... perhaps we can get it as a present for our loyalty...

[Jacobus Loki]

Yes!

The YAC will annex again!

[Jonas]

Yes!

The YAC will annex again!

But perhaps in name of Kildare?

Can't we throw the Yardistani counties together (so there aren't too many) and annex them into Kildare? The rebellious behaviour of the Yardistani isn't very different of the Kildarian one to have civil wars.

[Jacobus Loki]

If Yardistan is Kildari, then that goes without saying.

[CJ Miller]

Am I Kildari?

If so, can I have the gold username?

[Andreas the Wise]

Yes, you are Kildari now. Ask at MiniInfo for the new name.

[Jonas]

Apologies for this awkward question but: do you have a county or should we try to get you one?

[Jacobus Loki]

Under the current whatchacallit, doesn't his county come with him?

[CJ Miller]

Apologies for this awkward question but: do you have a county or should we try to get you one?

County Yardistan.

It should be arriving by freight any day now.

[Jacobus Loki]

JOY!

(sobs with pleasure)

YARDISTAN IS KILDARI!

[Jonas]

Under the current whatchacallit, doesn't his county come with him?

Yes, it should be moved to Kildare (we should ask the admin).


The County of Yardistan? Excellent!
And I'm happy to welcome CJ, who has proven to be a valuable member (his work at the wiki, etc.).

YARDISTAN IS KILDARI! Spread the news!

[Jacobus Loki]

We need Greg, make it complete!