Ceasefire

[Emir of Raspur]

With the Duke's kind pardon and restoration of my Baronial rights (not extending to mod though it seems) I order a general halt to the elf molestations, kitten drownings and puppy burnings that have been the staple of our resistance movement(what do you mean 'what puppy burnings?' I am a Babkhan sir, you have on my word of honour that they took place!).

[Scott Alexander]

I'm trying to get you mod...just wait for Gryphon to read the appropriate posts.As for puppy drownings, you need to get more creative - the Politikans sell puppies as ship ballast and donate the profit to the Martha Stewart Defense Fund.

[Emir of Raspur]

Aye it is unoriginal, but to be sure we could only use the materials that were available to us at the time; elves, puppies and kittens, though I'm not sure if Chosores the Unsightly hasn't been cheating a bit by smuggling kittens into Elwynn by the sackload from Lunaris just for us to drown them as a symbol of defiance.

[Hesam Jahandar]

Isnt there some sort of animal about that could be used to ceremonially represent a mass slaughter of the previous infestation that ran this place? Maybe Rats with pointed ears strapped to their heads? Proud Owner of a Real Horrorshow High-Speed, Low-Drag Sig!

[Emir of Raspur]

Now I've been told to lay off the previous inhabitants. We need to find something else to victimise in an Elwynesse manner (which is off course entirely not Babkhan).