The Throne is mine.

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The Throne is mine.

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Kaiser Letifer III is dead... sin by my hand. Weak and unrespondent... he deserved to die. And as my name suggests. I am of the house of Death.

But that is not why I am here. I have gone not to slay.. but to give rise to life. For from all death does life come.

And now it is time bring death to the old and the infirm structures that weigh down this nation...

1st. The Charter shall be suspended, with the approval of the Prætor.

2nd. All Dukes shall be stripped of their titles.

3rd. The Duchy of Brookshire shall be reinstated, with myself as Duke.
3b. Brookshire may be renamed to Berchshire, just an idea...

4th. Yardistan, Elwynn and Kildare shall remain as Duchies.
4b. if Elwynn has no population, it shall be renamed to Goldshire.

5th. New Dukes shall be appointed to the Duchies.

6th. Only Dukes will be allowed to vote in the Landsraad, with 1 vote each.

7th. Only the Ministries of Information, Exterior, Military affairs and Immigration and Naturalization shall remain. All others shall be dissolved or merged as appropriate.

8th. All citizens will be required to reapply and a proper and up to date list of citizens shall be maintained...

This is my plan, and shall become my orders as time makes them applicable.

Mortis Mercator V,
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Post by Kaiser Mahamantot I »

I will aprove this when I can login again on my normal account... can you change my password so I can login again?

Hail to Kaiser Mortis V!

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Kaiser Mahamantot I is dead to.
Long live Kaiser Mors V!

Your majesty, I agree to suspend the charter.
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Kaiser Mors V wrote: 4b. if Elwynn has no population, it shall be renamed to Goldshire.
I'm still in Elwynn. :)

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The citizens are comming back! :)
From a distance I'm concerned about the rampant lawyerism manifesting itself in Shireroth currently. A simple Kaiserial slap on the wrist or censure by the community should suffice. - Jacobus Loki
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Then Elwynn shall remain!

And yes.. they are...

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Great!! :)

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Although I have no idea what the hell is going on may it please the deathly Kaiser to accept, on behalf of myself and the Babkhan race, my most sincere congratulations.

Please accept this roasted camel stuffed with mangos as a token of my affection and esteem.

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I accept it in the spirit of friendship in which it has been offered. I've never had roasted camel before...

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mmmmmmmmmm

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Camelated mangoes....................................... :archy

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just to make it official . .


I, H4773r 3lfs0n, do affirm to serve you, Kaiser Mors V, and do all within my power to uphold the great mango nation, Shireroth.

with Melvin/Murphy's blessing, like it matters . . and under a great explosion in the b00/\/\ tradition, it shall be so.

By My H47!
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Post by Braden Indianensis »

Question!

How can Dukes serve in the Lnadsraad if there is no Landsraad? You suspended the Charter already. Unless, of course, you mean to say that the Landsraad, like the Kaiser, is so entrenched that it exists outside the framework of the Charter (which would please me immensely. :demon)

I don't know how you plan to manage the country without the Imperial Charter. Sure, you may rule by fiat, but most of Shireroth's actual institutions exist inside the Charter. Are you going to shut down all the Ministries as well?
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He already did so, but some of us are still continuing, on a Kaiser-appointed basis. And he called the Landsraad back into session a while back. I think you must have missed the memo.

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Yes, by a longshot! Erik posted this before Halloween...hmmm...ne'ermind....

Although I still don't think it was completely logical.
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If you are looking for logic, why are you looking here?

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Join us!

Your illogic will compliment our own!

Resistance is futile! (or is it Feudal now? :D )
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Have you now become Locutus of Borg?

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The Kaiser, Ministers and Landsraad do exist outside the Charter, they predate it. Only the Arbiter comes from the Landsraad, and Chater(kinda).

Mortis Mercator V,
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Have you now become Locutus of Borg?
Just Loki(tus) of Yardistan, Bane of Micronationry.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ha. :demon
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The time for levity has passed. We all mourn the passing of ouir great leader, Mors V, with tears, groans, and great explosive outbursts of grief.

*Massive explosions are heard all around the royal palace, a fitting tribute to His Niftiness' greatness.*

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