Fishday Decree ICU2 (aka #D)

[Kaiser Fish XII]

By my fishy hand,

A bit of fishday poetry
(I wrote this poem some 4 years ago or so)

You have at your command
The wisdom of ages
Recall the triangle
The eye of the apple tree

Half a league! Half a league!
A shoe in the forest of happiness
Where the gorons frolic
And the ordonians prosper

Can you not see the sorrow?
Can you not feel your pangs of hunger?
An afro, a mohawk, a siege engine
The Britons aren't coming! You're next! You're next!

Black, white, green, macaroni and cheese
A unibrow breaks the mold
Chalk on a dry erase board writes no words
From a mountain grows the sun.

That is all.

-Ghoti of Fishday

[Jonas]

I thought that Fishday fell on a Friday, Your Niftiness?

[CJ Miller]

The next Fishday is 8 H'Graasreign (Monday, November 29th).

[Kaiser Fish XII]

Fishday falls on a different day each year. This year it's every other monday. Last year was every other sunday...or maybe that was the year before...I forget...

[Harvey Steffke]

Last year it was on Saturdays, thus the poorly planned Nelagan law celebrating the first Fishday of December on the first or second saturday of the month. A situation that your Nifityness corrected quite nicely.

... hey, wow, that's coming up pretty soon! I wonder what we should plan for the event.