Imperial Order 005: New Kaiser Stuff

[Kaiser Fish XII]

Alrighty, let's get down to business.

I'm going to be a rather domestically-focussed Kaiser, therefore:

A. The following ministries are ordered to answer primarily to the Landsraad
1. Ministry of the Exterior
2. Ministry of Military Affairs
3. Ministry of Trade

B. The remaining three ministries will answer primarily to the Kaiser.

C. This arrangement will be valid only during my reign.

Also, since it's pretty much standard procedure at this point:

D. Shyriath shall be Steward of Shireroth, and is requested to choose a deputy steward just in case. (I expect to be a reasonably active Kaiser, so this isn't particularly indent)

[Jonas]

Your Niftiness, I want to congratulate You with Your Throne. However, for the love of accuracy, please... please... please don't add 'XII' behind Your name. It 's confusing for the historians.

[Andreas the Wise]

All Hail Kaiser Fish XII! Melangia again swear their allegiance to the Mango Throne and the mighty non-demon-Fish that sits upon it.

[Kaiser Fish XII]

Your Niftiness, I want to congratulate You with Your Throne. However, for the love of accuracy, please... please... please don't add 'XII' behind Your name. It 's confusing for the historians.

But Kaiser Fishes count downwards...

[Jacobus Loki]

Maybe it should be spelled out like a proper name?

Kaiser Fish Twelfth?

[Erik Mortis]

Hail Kaiser Fish I. Yeah.. I'm gonna be that way...

[Jonas]

Your Niftiness, I want to congratulate You with Your Throne. However, for the love of accuracy, please... please... please don't add 'XII' behind Your name. It 's confusing for the historians.

But Kaiser Fishes count downwards...

But then there can't be more then twelve!

[CJ Miller]

Yes there can: Kaiser Fish i, Kaiser Fish -i, Kaiser Fish 2i, Kaiser Fish -1, etc.

[Demon of Fides]

Or maybe they're like timelords and you only get thirteen, tops.

[Erik Mortis]

I never understood that restriction.

[Harvey Steffke]

Oh, you know they'll discover a loophole if and when the time comes.

[Andreas the Wise]

Oh, you know they'll discover a loophole if and when the time comes.

The Master already did, so it shouldn't be hard for the Doctor.

[Erik Mortis]

Did it require sucking life out of babies?

[Demon of Fides]

Yes, but the Timelord Council (you know, the ones the Doctor killed) can grant 12 more regenerations. They resurrected the Master for the timewar.

[Andreas the Wise]

There was a separate case, he stole it off another Timelord.

[Demon of Fides]

With the Masters death, the Doctor is the last Timelord (unless you count his daughter) and wouldn't steal lives off a timelord anyway.

[Erik Mortis]

Wait.. he killed the other time lords?

[CJ Miller]

No, the Time Lords killed the Time Lords.

Or was it the Daleks? Nobody can remember.

[Ryan]

Wow, you went from Kaiser Oatmeal to Kaiser Fish Sticks!

[Jacobus Loki]

That there's His Niftyness Kaiser Fishsticks, hombre!

[Erik Mortis]

LOL....

[Demon of Fides]

The Doctor destroyed everything in the Time War, the Master gloats about that in The Sound of Drums

[Andreas the Wise]

The Doctor destroyed everything in the Time War, the Master gloats about that in The Sound of Drums

The latest we know is that the Doctor used something called "the moment" and destroyed both the Timelords (and Gallifrey) and the Daleks at once.

[Harvey Steffke]

In his defense, they were all mostly jerks anyway.

[Andreas the Wise]

At the time, certainly. Unleashing Hell and then ascending to a higher non-corporeal form is quite jerk like.

[Erik Mortis]

Serves them right I suppose.

[Gil'les Mel'ang]

Mayest you another fine Reign upon Shireroth bestoweth.