I claim the Throne of Shireroth
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I claim the Throne of Shireroth
I present myself, Anandja II Mita, of the Line and House of Mortis. I claim the Throne of Shireroth as is my birthright.
Anandja II Shika
Kaiseress of Shireroth
Lady of the Golden Mango Throne
Countess of Shirekeep
'Ananita, Shika Shilota'i
Kaiseress of Shireroth
Lady of the Golden Mango Throne
Countess of Shirekeep
'Ananita, Shika Shilota'i
- Aurangzeb Khan
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Re: I claim the Throne of Shireroth
I acknowledge this the rightful Kaiseress and Sovereign.
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Re: I claim the Throne of Shireroth
I thank you, Sir, for that.
Anandja II Shika
Kaiseress of Shireroth
Lady of the Golden Mango Throne
Countess of Shirekeep
'Ananita, Shika Shilota'i
Kaiseress of Shireroth
Lady of the Golden Mango Throne
Countess of Shirekeep
'Ananita, Shika Shilota'i
- Jacobus Loki
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Re: I claim the Throne of Shireroth
So, little sister, we meet as has been ordained!
Jacobus Loki
Shireroth sumus. Tempus in parte nostrum est.
Lord of Hallucination, Protector of Illumination, MiniEx of Shireroth, Traditional King of the Mala'anje.
Shireroth sumus. Tempus in parte nostrum est.
Lord of Hallucination, Protector of Illumination, MiniEx of Shireroth, Traditional King of the Mala'anje.
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Re: I claim the Throne of Shireroth
Are we sisters? I didn't know. I thought my great-grandmother was your niece or something. Are you kinda old?
Anandja II Shika
Kaiseress of Shireroth
Lady of the Golden Mango Throne
Countess of Shirekeep
'Ananita, Shika Shilota'i
Kaiseress of Shireroth
Lady of the Golden Mango Throne
Countess of Shirekeep
'Ananita, Shika Shilota'i
- Jacobus Loki
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Re: I claim the Throne of Shireroth
I am as ancient as the Moon, and as new as the morning dew.
Jacobus Loki
Shireroth sumus. Tempus in parte nostrum est.
Lord of Hallucination, Protector of Illumination, MiniEx of Shireroth, Traditional King of the Mala'anje.
Shireroth sumus. Tempus in parte nostrum est.
Lord of Hallucination, Protector of Illumination, MiniEx of Shireroth, Traditional King of the Mala'anje.
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Re: I claim the Throne of Shireroth
...permission to kill Jacobus for that?
What follows has lead me to this place where I belong, with all erased.
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Permission granted.
Anandja II Shika
Kaiseress of Shireroth
Lady of the Golden Mango Throne
Countess of Shirekeep
'Ananita, Shika Shilota'i
Kaiseress of Shireroth
Lady of the Golden Mango Throne
Countess of Shirekeep
'Ananita, Shika Shilota'i
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Excellent. All I need is a cave and a ravenous rabbit with big, pointy teeth.
What follows has lead me to this place where I belong, with all erased.
Re: I claim the Throne of Shireroth
Would you settle for an extremely irate chicken? *Indicates a cage behind him, which is rattling and bouncing with the rage of some furious animal*
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Re: I claim the Throne of Shireroth
As the Head and Duke of House Mortis, I recognize and hail to Kaiseress Anandja II.
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Re: I claim the Throne of Shireroth
Your Niftiness,
Antica congratulates you on your accession.
Antica congratulates you on your accession.
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Thank you, and please send my coldest regards to Antica.
Anandja II Shika
Kaiseress of Shireroth
Lady of the Golden Mango Throne
Countess of Shirekeep
'Ananita, Shika Shilota'i
Kaiseress of Shireroth
Lady of the Golden Mango Throne
Countess of Shirekeep
'Ananita, Shika Shilota'i
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Re: I claim the Throne of Shireroth
As someone who isn't quite sure how succession works anymore (and definitely more approved of Kaisers just naming someone) I shrug my shoulders at this accession.
Re: I claim the Throne of Shireroth
The Safirian Empire extends its congratulations to Anandja II.
Re: I claim the Throne of Shireroth
Ashkenatza keeps peering over the boarder and laughing hysterically
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Aster, I would like to formally welcome you to the Internet. We have lots of different kinds of trolls here. For instance, we have the traditional sort of troll, which is people who post controversial (and usually false) messages in order to disrupt on-topic discussion or stir up emotional responses. We have concern trolls, who infiltrate social groups and pretend to share their general goals but profess "concerns" in order to cause discord and uncertainty. We have people who caricature various stereotypes or groups - that's the sort of troll you're going to be finding on Conservapedia or Yahoo! Anwers. And then there's the most common group which, strangely, I don't really know of a modern name for, but that I would call Slashdot trolls because that's what I see as the prototype for their behaviour: People who post Internet memes or minor variations thereof because, hey, that's what they find fun.
Shireroth, I believe, would be largely socially incapable of responding to any sort of a concerted trolling effort from someone who actually had the will and ability to get under other people's skin. I say this based on, among other things, the only thread in the history of the nation with a significant quantity of fakeposting... which ended up collapsing horribly. We couldn't deal with an innocent question about legalised rape when we had just a couple of Babkhans (who are generally far less emotionally labile than the usual Shirithian) being sarcastic about it - do you have any idea what would happen if we had a troll raise up actually controversial subjects like the source of humanistic morality or the treatment of cats?
I'm telling this to you mostly because you seem to be making a big deal out of being a troll, and I just thought it would be a useful service to make sure you understand where you stand... and to say that I'm thankful you aren't being more than a meme-posting and "I LOL AT U" kind of, what do you call them, newfag? Generally, the actually competent trolls of micronationalism - I usually use Jacobus, Philip Locke and Delphi as the main examples when discussing this subject, and I suppose I could add Icebreaker here too - see Shireroth as the charmingly collectively incompetent bunch of misfits that it is, and refrain from doing more than poking some gentle fun at it. You have nothing to prove here, being that putting the slightest bit of effort into really trolling in Shireroth (i.e. more than putting our flag on an image everyone's seen dozens of variations of already) is bound to produce more nerdrage than you will ever have a need for anyway. If you would like to graduate to higher levels of trolldom, I encourage you to put down ten bucks and hit up forums.somethingawful.com - a place where your level of creativity might earn you a couple of bans at first, yes, but it is the perfect place for you to learn and with time begin to understand the higher echelons of this beautiful art.
Shireroth, I believe, would be largely socially incapable of responding to any sort of a concerted trolling effort from someone who actually had the will and ability to get under other people's skin. I say this based on, among other things, the only thread in the history of the nation with a significant quantity of fakeposting... which ended up collapsing horribly. We couldn't deal with an innocent question about legalised rape when we had just a couple of Babkhans (who are generally far less emotionally labile than the usual Shirithian) being sarcastic about it - do you have any idea what would happen if we had a troll raise up actually controversial subjects like the source of humanistic morality or the treatment of cats?
I'm telling this to you mostly because you seem to be making a big deal out of being a troll, and I just thought it would be a useful service to make sure you understand where you stand... and to say that I'm thankful you aren't being more than a meme-posting and "I LOL AT U" kind of, what do you call them, newfag? Generally, the actually competent trolls of micronationalism - I usually use Jacobus, Philip Locke and Delphi as the main examples when discussing this subject, and I suppose I could add Icebreaker here too - see Shireroth as the charmingly collectively incompetent bunch of misfits that it is, and refrain from doing more than poking some gentle fun at it. You have nothing to prove here, being that putting the slightest bit of effort into really trolling in Shireroth (i.e. more than putting our flag on an image everyone's seen dozens of variations of already) is bound to produce more nerdrage than you will ever have a need for anyway. If you would like to graduate to higher levels of trolldom, I encourage you to put down ten bucks and hit up forums.somethingawful.com - a place where your level of creativity might earn you a couple of bans at first, yes, but it is the perfect place for you to learn and with time begin to understand the higher echelons of this beautiful art.
No-one should be without a parasol, Sirocco.
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Oh happy days.Oh dear, now we've cottoned on to the fact that ravishing equals looting and rapine and that rape is not a mutually enjoyable experience, and we are now trying to turn the whole thing into an episode of the fucking Benny Hill Show with some sort of victim empowerment programme thrown in for good measure.
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ARI SAYS I'M COMPETENT!Generally, the actually competent trolls of micronationalism - .........Jacobus, Philip Locke and Delphi............
I think its a complement, I mean I didn't interact much with Delphi or Mr. Locke, but the wakes of chaos and creation they left behind them were major........
Does that mean that ICEBREAKER and I are the only competent trolls left in MNs? Does this make us, oh, an endangered species?
My morning has been brightened, thank you Ari!
Jacobus Loki
Shireroth sumus. Tempus in parte nostrum est.
Lord of Hallucination, Protector of Illumination, MiniEx of Shireroth, Traditional King of the Mala'anje.
Shireroth sumus. Tempus in parte nostrum est.
Lord of Hallucination, Protector of Illumination, MiniEx of Shireroth, Traditional King of the Mala'anje.
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If that makes you an endangered species then I want your head mounted on the wall above my fire place between the Panda and the Unicorn.
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.....and I have nothing but affection for you, too!
Jacobus Loki
Shireroth sumus. Tempus in parte nostrum est.
Lord of Hallucination, Protector of Illumination, MiniEx of Shireroth, Traditional King of the Mala'anje.
Shireroth sumus. Tempus in parte nostrum est.
Lord of Hallucination, Protector of Illumination, MiniEx of Shireroth, Traditional King of the Mala'anje.
Re: I claim the Throne of Shireroth
Lol. I'm not trying to be a proper troll, nor do I really want to be. I'm just amusing myself.
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I have this marvellous new contraption called a 'rack'. Why don't you lie down on it and have a go? It does wonders for your back.
Anandja II Shika
Kaiseress of Shireroth
Lady of the Golden Mango Throne
Countess of Shirekeep
'Ananita, Shika Shilota'i
Kaiseress of Shireroth
Lady of the Golden Mango Throne
Countess of Shirekeep
'Ananita, Shika Shilota'i
Re: I claim the Throne of Shireroth
nah. I'm broadcasting this crap from blimps with speakers near the border...
- Aurangzeb Khan
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Re: I claim the Throne of Shireroth
Which we doubtless reserve the right to shoot down.
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Re: I claim the Throne of Shireroth
You have my permission to open fire on any obnoxious troll blimps near the border.
Anandja II Shika
Kaiseress of Shireroth
Lady of the Golden Mango Throne
Countess of Shirekeep
'Ananita, Shika Shilota'i
Kaiseress of Shireroth
Lady of the Golden Mango Throne
Countess of Shirekeep
'Ananita, Shika Shilota'i
- Aurangzeb Khan
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Re: I claim the Throne of Shireroth
Excellent - time to pop a few blimps.
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