Steward's Decree no. 452

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Re: Steward's Decree no. 452

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Andreas post can be seen as an official statement by a representative of the House of Kildare. ;)
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Re: Steward's Decree no. 452

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Gman Russell wrote:...you wouldn't dare...

...yeah, you would...
Yeah... I really would.

The only thing preventing me is the small size of your house.
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*ahem*

That's what she said.


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She said you have a small house? What a strange thing for her to say to you.
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All my lady friends always faint when they see the enormous house I've got.
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Was it remodeled?
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The neighbours were especially impressed with the new extension when he invited them round. :knife
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Hopefully the landscaping wasn't to overstated.
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This thread makes me giggle now. I HAVE SPOKEN/GIGGLED!
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I have a very well kept lawn, thank you very much. They were especially happy when they got to touch my two cars in the garage.
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HAHAHA!
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Malliki Tosha wrote:I have a very well kept lawn, thank you very much. They were especially happy when they got to touch my two cars in the garage.
I suppose they asked very nicely if they could wax & shine them for you and you couldn't refuse... (how much longer before this degenerates into actual porn?)
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Re: Steward's Decree no. 452

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If we still had Fax.. it would have gotten there already.
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SO true...
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Aurangzeb Khan wrote:I suppose they asked very nicely if they could wax & shine them for you and you couldn't refuse...
I really couldn't. They were so sweet. They also buffed the flagpole in my yard. Thoroughly.
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And they both tugged on the rope in unison in order to salute the flag?
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Re: Steward's Decree no. 452

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I wonder how long they can keep this going...
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