Ministerial Summons

Kaiser Nicodemus I · Post by **Kaiser Nicodemus I** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 2:03 pm

We hereby command that all of our ministers assemble here posthaste, for a council.

Nicodemus

Post by **Gman Russell** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 4:50 pm

Gonna be a small meeting cheif...

Conglacio · Post by **Conglacio** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 3:46 pm

eh....semi retired assistant minister conglacio reporting

Kaiser Nicodemus I · Post by **Kaiser Nicodemus I** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 6:08 pm

You're semi-retried assistant ministerof..INT, yes?

Kaiser Nicodemus I · Post by **Kaiser Nicodemus I** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 8:42 pm

Dear God, this is sad...of our seven ministries, only five of them seem to be staffed. Of those five, two ministers cannot be counted--myself, and Bill. So, we have three other ministers to get. Scott, I hear, no longer is interested in micronationalism, Greg Dean is off being glorified in the saintly pages of our distant history, and God knows where Shyriath has gone. If anyone here can get any of our ministers to repor I would appreciate it greatly. We need Hatter, too, and if Hypatia can be found, we need her as well, though I understand that health, school, personal problems or whatever may be at the forefront, and obviously, nothing can be done about it. In any case, we need to get the government running again, and we can't do that with five citizens.

Conglacio · Post by **Conglacio** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 1:43 am

not INT, Int.
Interior.
SRAMInt

Post by **Gman Russell** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 10:49 am

Ah shit, i'll take anything but MoMA. Been there, done that; tired of war.

Kaiser Nicodemus I · Post by **Kaiser Nicodemus I** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:45 am

Any position, I suppose, is open, except MINT, whose duties I will execute myself. Shyriath was really the only person suited to be Minister of Education, Scott was an excellent MiniEx...I don't want to give away Bill's job as MiniCar, the only person suited to do it is Ryan...

hypatias mom · Post by **hypatias mom** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:37 pm

Looks like the jig is up--time to hand back that purloined throne and crown.

WolvinX84 · Post by **WolvinX84** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:39 pm

HA HA! Loins.

To much Harvey Birdman, Attorney at law is not good for you. I cast the blaim solely on my friend.

Post by **Gman Russell** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:38 am

Is your friend Irish?

WolvinX84 · Post by **WolvinX84** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:17 pm

No. American. Like me.

Kaiser Meskan II · Post by **Kaiser Meskan II** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 5:51 pm

I hereby declare GMan to be obsessed with Irish, with a publishment of public flogging by leprechauns.

Incidently, because of this post, I had come upon a survey about Irish drinking in Wikipedia, and I was shocked to find out that excluding Luxembourg, whose results were not statistically significant due to foreigners being a significant part of the sale, Ireland was only the second highest consumers of alcohol, first place being France. Osmose had objected to this, saying that Ireland was not, in fact, full of drunks, and State vs. Irish Drunk Stereotype was on. It turns out there is more than this - out of all other western European countries, Ireland has the largest amount of binge drinkers per alcohol consumers.

I'm now 2-0 against Osmose in Phoenix Wright-style debates.

And that comes up with another point: Wolvin - play Phoenix Wright: Ace Attourney. Now.

WolvinX84 · Post by **WolvinX84** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 9:53 pm

Um. Yes, M'lord Kaiser?

But, Can I be known as Harvey? Or perhaps Birdman?

Wait, what are we doing now? NO! Get away from me!
I will do no such thing! NO. I won't let you. You can't put that there! HELP!

*runs away looking for help*

hypatias mom · Post by **hypatias mom** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 11:08 pm

*Hypatia's mom enters, dragging a carton with airholes punched into the sides and top. It is shaking and there are high-pitched voices demanding to be set free.*

Your Imperial Majesty, where do you want me to leave the leprechauns? I believe an even dozen should suffice.

*She bows low, leaves the box near the throne, and departs.*

WolvinX84 · Post by **WolvinX84** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 11:45 pm

Is it a baker's dozen? Silly Dutch people.

Shireroth

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