Need to get the Government Working Again

Kaiser Nicodemus I · Post by **Kaiser Nicodemus I** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:58 am

With a transfer of power as radical as the one that has recently taken place, the government tends to rip a little at the seams. All of my ministers are off someplace. Therefore, I need to appoint new ones. The MINT is off-limits. Also, since Information and Education are not problematic enough to warrant constant management, I will consider those positions, as they are, FILLED. As well, I won't give away MiniEx unless I am utterly compelled, as I still hope for Scott's return. If I do find someone else to run the Ministry of Cartography, it would be Ryan Caruso, as he's the only with the requisite skills. (Also, Ryan, since the Treaty's gone through, there are certain lands that Shireroth no longer owns, which need to be transferred to Antican sovereignty, thanks.)

So, what I want you to do is: tell me what Ministry you think you're fit to run, and I'll consider giving you the job. Please list skills, etc.

WolvinX84 · Post by **WolvinX84** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 1:45 pm

Even though I'm to new here:
I can program stuff, and know some HTML.
I'm also a fast learner.

Wow, that's a pathetic resume.

Kaiser Meskan II · Post by **Kaiser Meskan II** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:11 pm

With a transfer of power being illegal and stuff, I think that I'm going to do this anyway. MINT isn't off-limits, though.

WolvinX84 · Post by **WolvinX84** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:11 pm

Minty? Do they distribute mints to people with bad breath?

Kaiser Meskan II · Post by **Kaiser Meskan II** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:26 pm

Hmm... I guess that could be a secondary duty.

MINT is the Ministry of Immigration, Naturalization, and Tourism, if I can remember it correctly, but it's fairly accurate for the name anyways. It should be self-explanatory. It's infamous for being the easiest ministry to take care of, even though I always think that it should be a bigger job than it is usually thought of. I mean, you got tourism in there, which honestly should be a much bigger part of the nation than it is. (Tourism being in charge of attracting and welcoming new citizens.)

WolvinX84 · Post by **WolvinX84** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:32 pm

So I'm to new to have a job as a minister?

Kaiser Meskan II · Post by **Kaiser Meskan II** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:35 pm

Well, you're like a day or so in.

Probably not, but there are other jobs to do as well. Working on our MicroWiki articles is a prominant example. Ever since Fax left, it's been down in the dumps for updates.

WolvinX84 · Post by **WolvinX84** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:37 pm

You're missing a fax machine?

hypatias mom · Post by **hypatias mom** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:47 pm

I think I'm going to enjoy your tongue-in-cheekiness! Keep up the great one-liners, and follow up with some quality addditions to the country. Welcome!

Post by **Gman Russell** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:37 am

Yes, actually. If you find that danged thing; KIDNAP IT! Seriously, then tie it up and bring it here. Mwahaha!

WolvinX84 · Post by **WolvinX84** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:20 pm

Have you any clues as to where your little fax machine go stolen away to?

And if I find it will you pay me? Is there money here?

hypatias mom · Post by **hypatias mom** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:29 pm

Wolvin--

You should probably know Fax was a member of Shireroth for a long time. He recently left due to real life time pressures. He spent a lot of time writing about Shirerithian history and inventing cultures for different geographic regions. He is greatly missed here.

WolvinX84 · Post by **WolvinX84** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:30 pm

Ah, so it be a person and not a machine I seek. Got it.

Post by **Gman Russell** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:59 pm

Whoa, lets not jump to conclusions...

WolvinX84 · Post by **WolvinX84** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 2:00 pm

Well, which is it? Machine or person? Or is it a cyborg?

Post by **Gman Russell** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 2:02 pm

Meybe it's a animal? Vegetable? Mineral perhaps...

WolvinX84 · Post by **WolvinX84** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 2:02 pm

You speak in circles.

Post by **Gman Russell** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 2:49 pm

Triangles are more fun to speak in.

hypatias mom · Post by **hypatias mom** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 4:25 pm

Don't listen to Greg here. Fax is a human being.

Post by **Gman Russell** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 5:39 pm

I thought he was a a type of sentient floor wax. Huh. You learn something new every day.

hypatias mom · Post by **hypatias mom** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 5:43 pm

Silly sea serpent!!

Post by **Gman Russell** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 5:45 pm

Only on weekends ma.

Kaiser Meskan II · Post by **Kaiser Meskan II** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 9:32 pm

This is the "Need to get the government working again" thread, not the spamming thread.

WolvinX84 · Post by **WolvinX84** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:16 am

To late! M'lord Kaiser Man.

Post by **Gman Russell** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 6:47 am

Hugs and kisses to the man with the tolerance!

WolvinX84 · Post by **WolvinX84** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:28 pm

Tolerance of us?

Post by **Gman Russell** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:20 pm

Exactly, you crazy mother monkey!

WolvinX84 · Post by **WolvinX84** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:22 pm

I am no monkey! Don't you dare call me one again. No one is allowed to call me that, anymore.

Braden Indianensis · Post by **Braden Indianensis** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:25 pm

Prosimian.

WolvinX84 · Post by **WolvinX84** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:28 pm

I heard that!

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