FREE CAKE AND HAMMERS!

[Kaiser Mors III]

Oh gods no!........ oh well... Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

[david northworthy beckfor]

dont worry, I will help clear this up!*recalls guards from anti santa duty*GUARDS! THOSEHAMPSTERS ARE THE WORK OF THE SANTA! KILL THEM! war trophy liberated from Babkha by the Federated NORworthic Liberation Devision (FNORD)

[Gman Russell]

That's alot of hampsters...Anyone against eating hamsters for dinner?

[Kaiser Mors III]

Indeeeeed. Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

[Draco the Tainted]

*barbequeue appears out of nowhere**summons up dæmons to gather the hampsters**lights BBQ*there. Heil Loki!!!
Heil H'Graa!!!

[Gryphon Avocatio]

João!! -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas "You're intense and driven. That can lead to a lot of good things. It can also lead to high blood pressure and a closing of the arteries." -Mr. Mathews -- "I think that people who drive Hummers are clueless, and that they just have enough money to advertise it." -Peter Camejo -- "Skanky-Deutch-Ho-Bag!!" -Mike

[Kaiser Mors III]

HAHAHA.. I remember that... Nevre thought it would be a BRizilian food... Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

[Gman Russell]

Thanks Draco! But... Eriana might be alittle sad...

[Draco the Tainted]

*turns head away from the frying hampsters*what was that you say?*looks around for salt and barbequeue sauce* Heil Loki!!!
Heil H'Graa!!!

[Gryphon Avocatio]

Olé! -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas "You're intense and driven. That can lead to a lot of good things. It can also lead to high blood pressure and a closing of the arteries." -Mr. Mathews -- "I think that people who drive Hummers are clueless, and that they just have enough money to advertise it." -Peter Camejo -- "Skanky-Deutch-Ho-Bag!!" -Mike

[Kaiser Mors III]

*comes out with some ketchup*I'm movin out in 2 days and I need to empty the fridge... soo... here's the Ketchup! Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

[Gryphon Avocatio]

*grabs some tobasco* -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas "You're intense and driven. That can lead to a lot of good things. It can also lead to high blood pressure and a closing of the arteries." -Mr. Mathews -- "I think that people who drive Hummers are clueless, and that they just have enough money to advertise it." -Peter Camejo -- "Skanky-Deutch-Ho-Bag!!" -Mike

[Eriana Moon]

Thanx Gman but I'm getting used to it.... Baroness of Lunaris in The Republic of ShirerothBaroness-Councilor of Tallandor-New Barbary in Treesia

[Kaiser Mors III]

Salt... I got a biiiiig thing of Salt! I used it to clean my Chainmail... Salt/Lemon Juice/Water Or was it JUST Lemon juice and salt...? Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

[Gryphon Avocatio]

I have no idea....... -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas Give me your child, and by the age of five, I can make him a priest or a thief or a scholar.

[david northworthy beckfor]

I got the Jerk sauce!mmm...will need beer to cool down after.....I GOT THE RED STRIPE! "Disclaimer: Whatever is in the above post is probably a result of my blind following of Kieran Bennett, because I have even less of a brain than Kieran. Don't even get me started on my lack of independent thought."

[Gman Russell]

*hugs Eriana**shrugs*When in rome...

[Kaiser Mors III]

I'll get some Lemon Beer..... Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

[Kaiseress Alexia Mors III]

That stuff was good....*goes to the grill to see if the hampsters are ready yet* The Through-Marriage-Noble-Of- Brookshire

[Gryphon Avocatio]

Erik speaks highly of his lemon-bier.... -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas Give me your child, and by the age of five, I can make him a priest or a thief or a scholar.

[Kaiser Mors III]

I need to get the proper containers for it so I can make more... Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

[Kaiseress Alexia Mors III]

That shouldn't be too hard...considering that when it was made, it was a fluke...just leaving the lemonade container unrefigerated for some time... The Through-Marriage-Noble-Of- Brookshire

[Kaiser Mors III]

This is all true... Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

[Jadie of Goldshire]

Lemonade...ewww Jadie of GoldshireCarry on with your lives people...nothing to see here.

[david northworthy beckfor]

never have I had lemonade which turns to beer.....what kind f lemonade was it?just a sec....water into wine, lemonade into beer....are you the messiah? "Disclaimer: Whatever is in the above post is probably a result of my blind following of Kieran Bennett, because I have even less of a brain than Kieran. Don't even get me started on my lack of independent thought."

[Kaiseress Alexia Mors III]

He just thinks he is sometimes...heehee The Through-Marriage-Noble-Of- Brookshire

[Kaiser Mors III]

HEY! Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

[Gryphon Avocatio]

You shall never replace Cheesus. He turned milk into cheese, and thus saved us all. -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas Give me your child, and by the age of five, I can make him a priest or a thief or a scholar.

[Kaiser Mors III]

But.. wasn't I Cheesus? Or did I just invent him? Mortis BrookshireKaiser of Shireroth

[Gryphon Avocatio]

YOu invented him. -Gryphon Avocatio- Lord Governor and Duke of all Yardistan - Minister of Research and Education, Shireroth - Shirerothian Elder - SAVE THE KIWI!! - Lover of Llamas Give me your child, and by the age of five, I can make him a priest or a thief or a scholar.