The Kaiser was slain last night while attempting to base jump off the summit of Shirekeep onto a barge in the river below. His parachute did not deploy properly and he instead landed on a nearby fireworks barge, which exploded upon impact with the Kaiser.
Long Live the next ruler of Shireroth. House Mortis mourns the loss.
Kaiser Mors VI is no more.
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Erik Mortis
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This doesn't look the work of Kildarians... the explosions are probably done by some angry Boomists... 
Long live the Kaiser!
Long live the Kaiser!
From a distance I'm concerned about the rampant lawyerism manifesting itself in Shireroth currently. A simple Kaiserial slap on the wrist or censure by the community should suffice. - Jacobus Loki
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Can't you see? I'm crazy!
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Jacobus Loki
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Amen!
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Shireroth sumus. Tempus in parte nostrum est.
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Harvey Steffke
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This is possibly the best death of a Kaiser ever.
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For added awesomeness, I dare to suggest that the initial detonation-upon-impact issued from the late Kaiser himself, and that this then set off the contents of the fireworks barge.
Verily, for spontaneous combustion shall be the sign of a true Kaiser of Shireroth.
Verily, for spontaneous combustion shall be the sign of a true Kaiser of Shireroth.
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