The First Job in Too Long!
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The First Job in Too Long!
Greetings pathetic mortals.
I am the omnipotent God of Forum Colours and your Not-so-Friendly Neighbourhood Tree Demon, Malarbor. I have possessed this tool Benkern for a post in order to offer some worthy individual as can most likely be found on this forum a job.
It seems this Benkern character has less and less time on his hands and thusly can devote not as much time as I would expect of a slave such as he to The Periodic Spore. He may be doing his best but his best is evidently not enough to satisfy my high standards!
The job: to write for the Periodic Spore. You will be permitted to pose as me when writing these articles, or alternatively allow me to control you and write through you - whatever makes your roots grow, I suppose. Your payment shall be me not smiting you down like the scum that you are! Or, if an economy is set up, a couple , I suppose - but you'll have to talk to Benkern about that; he does all the technical stuff, I'm busy enough shouting aloud demands for that kind of low-level labour.
You'll most likely be assigned a certain area of writing - such as Subdivision Happenings, Landsraad Affairs etc. and when Benkern is away you'll be writing solely in his stead. Demanding, perhaps - but we have ways of making you work!
Any takers? You don't need to be a Tree Demon to write for us - but it helps!
I am the omnipotent God of Forum Colours and your Not-so-Friendly Neighbourhood Tree Demon, Malarbor. I have possessed this tool Benkern for a post in order to offer some worthy individual as can most likely be found on this forum a job.
It seems this Benkern character has less and less time on his hands and thusly can devote not as much time as I would expect of a slave such as he to The Periodic Spore. He may be doing his best but his best is evidently not enough to satisfy my high standards!
The job: to write for the Periodic Spore. You will be permitted to pose as me when writing these articles, or alternatively allow me to control you and write through you - whatever makes your roots grow, I suppose. Your payment shall be me not smiting you down like the scum that you are! Or, if an economy is set up, a couple , I suppose - but you'll have to talk to Benkern about that; he does all the technical stuff, I'm busy enough shouting aloud demands for that kind of low-level labour.
You'll most likely be assigned a certain area of writing - such as Subdivision Happenings, Landsraad Affairs etc. and when Benkern is away you'll be writing solely in his stead. Demanding, perhaps - but we have ways of making you work!
Any takers? You don't need to be a Tree Demon to write for us - but it helps!
By His H47,
Baron Benkern of Vorpmadal, Yardistan.
"Like us or hate us, someone will still hold the torch. You might as well try to like us." - Harvey Steffke
"Tis not a leaving of a harried knave/Tis not with tail tucked in shame/Rather in glorious exhibition of benevolent might/Sun bids the world an emblazon g'night."
"But every beginning is only a continuation and the book of fate is always open in the middle."
Baron Benkern of Vorpmadal, Yardistan.
"Like us or hate us, someone will still hold the torch. You might as well try to like us." - Harvey Steffke
"Tis not a leaving of a harried knave/Tis not with tail tucked in shame/Rather in glorious exhibition of benevolent might/Sun bids the world an emblazon g'night."
"But every beginning is only a continuation and the book of fate is always open in the middle."
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Re: The First Job in Too Long!
Mmm... sehr amusing!
Maybe I'll consider it. After I finish what I plan for Modan-Lach and its up-and-coming conlang!
Maybe I'll consider it. After I finish what I plan for Modan-Lach and its up-and-coming conlang!
- Ari Rahikkala
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Re: The First Job in Too Long!
* considers sweetening the deal... *
No-one should be without a parasol, Sirocco.
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Re: The First Job in Too Long!
benkern, step into the light and claim the prize for your work.
No-one should be without a parasol, Sirocco.
Re: The First Job in Too Long!
*steps into the light*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH IT BURNS.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH IT BURNS.
By His H47,
Baron Benkern of Vorpmadal, Yardistan.
"Like us or hate us, someone will still hold the torch. You might as well try to like us." - Harvey Steffke
"Tis not a leaving of a harried knave/Tis not with tail tucked in shame/Rather in glorious exhibition of benevolent might/Sun bids the world an emblazon g'night."
"But every beginning is only a continuation and the book of fate is always open in the middle."
Baron Benkern of Vorpmadal, Yardistan.
"Like us or hate us, someone will still hold the torch. You might as well try to like us." - Harvey Steffke
"Tis not a leaving of a harried knave/Tis not with tail tucked in shame/Rather in glorious exhibition of benevolent might/Sun bids the world an emblazon g'night."
"But every beginning is only a continuation and the book of fate is always open in the middle."
- Maksym Hadjimehmetov
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Re: The First Job in Too Long!
^ Anti-Lemurianism or just an albino?
lolz- Sander, good to see you're still around! I thought Lemuria gave up the ghost a while back- you guys had/have a great conlang
lolz- Sander, good to see you're still around! I thought Lemuria gave up the ghost a while back- you guys had/have a great conlang
- Ari Rahikkala
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Re: The First Job in Too Long!
Lemuria *is* dead... I'm just abusing their server as long as it stays online. Once it goes, I'll upload the same applet on shireroth.org...
No-one should be without a parasol, Sirocco.
- Andreas the Wise
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Re: The First Job in Too Long!
I might do it, but not in the next two months, I'll be going on LOA very soon ...
The character Andreas the Wise is on indefinite leave.
However, this account still manages:
Cla'Udi - Count of Melangia
Manuel - CEO of VBNC. For all you'll ever need.
Vincent Waldgrave - Lord General of Gralus
Q - Director of SAMIN
Duke Mel'Kat - Air Pirate, Melangian, and Duke of the Flying Duchy of Glanurchy
And references may be made to Vur'Alm Xei'Bôn (a Nelagan Micron of undisclosed purpose).
However, this account still manages:
Cla'Udi - Count of Melangia
Manuel - CEO of VBNC. For all you'll ever need.
Vincent Waldgrave - Lord General of Gralus
Q - Director of SAMIN
Duke Mel'Kat - Air Pirate, Melangian, and Duke of the Flying Duchy of Glanurchy
And references may be made to Vur'Alm Xei'Bôn (a Nelagan Micron of undisclosed purpose).
Re: The First Job in Too Long!
To those who haven't posted with interest:
Appreciate the deal! Malarbor demands it!
Appreciate the deal! Malarbor demands it!
By His H47,
Baron Benkern of Vorpmadal, Yardistan.
"Like us or hate us, someone will still hold the torch. You might as well try to like us." - Harvey Steffke
"Tis not a leaving of a harried knave/Tis not with tail tucked in shame/Rather in glorious exhibition of benevolent might/Sun bids the world an emblazon g'night."
"But every beginning is only a continuation and the book of fate is always open in the middle."
Baron Benkern of Vorpmadal, Yardistan.
"Like us or hate us, someone will still hold the torch. You might as well try to like us." - Harvey Steffke
"Tis not a leaving of a harried knave/Tis not with tail tucked in shame/Rather in glorious exhibition of benevolent might/Sun bids the world an emblazon g'night."
"But every beginning is only a continuation and the book of fate is always open in the middle."
- Yvain Wintersong
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Re: The First Job in Too Long!
Hmmm.....
All right. If Malarbor really demands it, I'll try to help. PM me passwords and how to access the site, and I'll get busy selling the information to the highest bidding foreign gover...I mean, writing.
All right. If Malarbor really demands it, I'll try to help. PM me passwords and how to access the site, and I'll get busy selling the information to the highest bidding foreign gover...I mean, writing.
Re: The First Job in Too Long!
Notice to all applicants/Shireroth:
I'm a fool. Long story short I don't have the password to the Malarbor gmail account. I think a new one needs to be made; hell, I'll do that now.
I'm a fool. Long story short I don't have the password to the Malarbor gmail account. I think a new one needs to be made; hell, I'll do that now.
By His H47,
Baron Benkern of Vorpmadal, Yardistan.
"Like us or hate us, someone will still hold the torch. You might as well try to like us." - Harvey Steffke
"Tis not a leaving of a harried knave/Tis not with tail tucked in shame/Rather in glorious exhibition of benevolent might/Sun bids the world an emblazon g'night."
"But every beginning is only a continuation and the book of fate is always open in the middle."
Baron Benkern of Vorpmadal, Yardistan.
"Like us or hate us, someone will still hold the torch. You might as well try to like us." - Harvey Steffke
"Tis not a leaving of a harried knave/Tis not with tail tucked in shame/Rather in glorious exhibition of benevolent might/Sun bids the world an emblazon g'night."
"But every beginning is only a continuation and the book of fate is always open in the middle."
- Andreas the Wise
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Re: The First Job in Too Long!
There does appear a lack of periodicity in the sporing of late ...
The character Andreas the Wise is on indefinite leave.
However, this account still manages:
Cla'Udi - Count of Melangia
Manuel - CEO of VBNC. For all you'll ever need.
Vincent Waldgrave - Lord General of Gralus
Q - Director of SAMIN
Duke Mel'Kat - Air Pirate, Melangian, and Duke of the Flying Duchy of Glanurchy
And references may be made to Vur'Alm Xei'Bôn (a Nelagan Micron of undisclosed purpose).
However, this account still manages:
Cla'Udi - Count of Melangia
Manuel - CEO of VBNC. For all you'll ever need.
Vincent Waldgrave - Lord General of Gralus
Q - Director of SAMIN
Duke Mel'Kat - Air Pirate, Melangian, and Duke of the Flying Duchy of Glanurchy
And references may be made to Vur'Alm Xei'Bôn (a Nelagan Micron of undisclosed purpose).
- Jacobus Loki
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Re: The First Job in Too Long!
He must need watering, no water, no spores........
Jacobus Loki
Shireroth sumus. Tempus in parte nostrum est.
Lord of Hallucination, Protector of Illumination, MiniEx of Shireroth, Traditional King of the Mala'anje.
Shireroth sumus. Tempus in parte nostrum est.
Lord of Hallucination, Protector of Illumination, MiniEx of Shireroth, Traditional King of the Mala'anje.
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Re: The First Job in Too Long!
It would be good for Shirithian publicity.Nick Foghorn Leghorn wrote:Hey, do you mind if I add the Spore to the MNS?
From a distance I'm concerned about the rampant lawyerism manifesting itself in Shireroth currently. A simple Kaiserial slap on the wrist or censure by the community should suffice. - Jacobus Loki
Can't you see? I'm crazy!
Can't you see? I'm crazy!
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