NOW HIRING!

[Leo Fenrir]

[Allot]

An astronaught? A naughty astronaut?

(nice to see World Lit 1 is coming along, btw )

[Leo Fenrir]

I actually spent 5 minutes try to get spell check to give that to me (and freedom was still on so i couldn't use google...)

90 word left!

[Allot]

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[Leo Fenrir]

I sure hope no one looks here.

[Eoin]

....it costs 300 Erb to apply?

Tell you what, you spot me the 300 Erb and I'll pay it back to you in monthly installments out of my wages.

The County of Bjorngard needs a space elevator, that shall be my first project!

[Leo Fenrir]

That was just a joke :P

Your assistance is much appreciated in any form. You actually get a salary payable -with payoffs up to 1000 depending on quality- upon the completion each project you oversee! (Or like what Spangle does and just point out how ridiculous my imagination truly is) While it will be physically impossible to undertake the creation of a space elevator in Bjorngard I would be more then happy if you were to oversee such a project in Ground Zero (Yardistan), or the Raynor Isles (Kildare).

We here at the ISI appreciate your expressed interest in our peaceful and nurturing organization and want nothing more then to hear back from you and make your stay with us as comfortable and space cannon free as possible.

[Aurangzeb Khan]

While it will be physically impossible to undertake the creation of a space elevator in Bjorngard I would be more then happy if you were to oversee such a project in Ground Zero (Yardistan), or the Raynor Isles (Kildare).

I like how preparing the site for a new build appears to be the impossibility here rather than the construction of an actual space elevator (and I look forward to the ensuing hilarity when the "cable" snaps).

[Leo Fenrir]

Everything is possible with a little Imagination your NIfftyness. And carbon nanotubes.

[dr-spangle]

Space elevator has to be on the equator, anchor needs to be in geosynchronous orbit.

[Leo Fenrir]

I am fully aware of that my friend.

Hence the two conveniently placed centers that just so happen to be directly on the equator. And I already have my anchor. Minerva should do fine.

[dr-spangle]

oh gods, your space station in geosynchronous orbit, see also: ludicrous.

[Allot]

Unless you want to be blown up by a nonexistent space canon, I suggest you stop talking and back away very quickly...

[Leo Fenrir]

BOOM

[dr-spangle]

I already explained how to make the space cannon actually workable