Church of the Great Benny Bunny

[Vogelweidenwalther]

Welcome to the Church of the Great Benny Bunny

http://www.bennybunnychurch.de.vu/

In with you, lost sheep. We will save your soul.



Our Missionaries hope for you.



We also offer a confessional. Let's talk about your frame of mind, my sheep.

[Vogelweidenwalther]

Lots of faiths strike dead you at the moment. Thus, make a good choice. And if you want to choice the only truthful religion, join us!

[Silvanus314]

This is obscene.

Free market is good.

Jesus Christ our LORD is good.

Communism is bad.

Worshipping bunnies is bad.

[hypatias mom]

Just remember, this is the Multi-temple. There are worshipers of all kinds here, who worship everything from God to trees. All beliefs are acceptable to post about here. That is why this forum is here. They will not necessarily find followers, but they are encouraged to post.

[Vogelweidenwalther]

If you've sorrow join our religion and borrow
our merchandise, which has advantages in regard to the price
follow our holy benny bunny, maybe it seems to be kind of funny,
but in fact it makes you heard so smart.

Now, the english verion: http://www.bennybunnychurch.de.vu/

Amen!

[b3n|<3r|\|]

Furry Happy Monsters... awesome. REM!

[Vogelweidenwalther]

Place of pilgrimage: Moocow pilgrim chapel



Worshippers of Benny Bunny often pilgrim to the small moocew shrine, getting blessing. Mother moocew brought up the little Benny Bunny with her mother's milk. Nowadays she is said to be a patron saint of socialist milk production.

[Andreas the Wise]

You should talk to the Natopian church of the Holy Butter Cow, followers of Bovinism ...

[Vogelweidenwalther]

Thanks for the advice. I will contact them.

[Erik Mortis]

No one tell Brrapa about this... he might have a cow.... *cringes*...sorry.

[Jacobus Loki]

Question-

Are chocolate rabbits a devotion or a sacrilige, or anything?

[Vogelweidenwalther]

Do you know Catholic hosts? Symbols for Jesus' body. Chocolate rabbits are the same thing, symbols of the Great Benny Bunny, came to gladden your life. Take a bite of your chocolate rabbit without a guilty conscience. But after that, brush your teeth. Amen!

[Jacobus Loki]

Wonderful.

Does the Great Bunny recognize Saint Groucho? He founded the branch of Sozialism once rampant in Cyberia!

Of course as former Chief Groucho-Marxist, i might be a bit prejudiced.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCvz8y_DUSY

[Andreas the Wise]

Do you know Catholic hosts? Symbols for Jesus' body. Chocolate rabbits are the same thing, symbols of the Great Benny Bunny, came to gladden your life. Take a bite of your chocolate rabbit without a guilty conscience. But after that, brush your teeth. Amen!

So the Bunny Song is one of your hymns?

(PS: Terribly sorry to those out there who, like me, remember the original and didn't know this version existed, but Youtube doesn't seem to have the original original one ... this one's so less controversial ...)