Bovinist Mission to Shireroth
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Bovinist Mission to Shireroth
As Pentheros of the church of Bovinism I hereby open this mission in Shireroth. Bovinism promotes the reverence of the Butter Cow, a being made of pure butter. The Butter Cow continually reveals his wishes to his holy prophet, which is conveniently myself, who compiles the teachings of the Cow into the Book of Doctrine. On Thursdays when the Pentheros feels like it, the holy service of the Herd is conducted in St. Bessie's Basilica in Doza, Athlon. This service is transmitted to foreign missions and temples to spread the word of the Butter Cow ever farther.
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We welcome converts to profess eternal reverence to the Butter Cow here, at the temple in South Mehlville, or at St. Bessie's Basilica.
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We welcome converts to profess eternal reverence to the Butter Cow here, at the temple in South Mehlville, or at St. Bessie's Basilica.
Nathan,
Prophet of the Butter Bull,
Head Missionary of the Bovic Dominion of Natopia,
Natopian Representative to the Small Commonwealth,
Member of the Roth Zera of Elwynnese Realm
Prophet of the Butter Bull,
Head Missionary of the Bovic Dominion of Natopia,
Natopian Representative to the Small Commonwealth,
Member of the Roth Zera of Elwynnese Realm
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Re: Bovinist Mission to Shireroth
By Monterey Jack! This is... er... appropriate.
No-one should be without a parasol, Sirocco.
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Re: Bovinist Mission to Shireroth
That's...pretty interesting.
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Re: Bovinist Mission to Shireroth
Also the one true Butter Cow is the one from the Illinois State Fair. The same fair where I drew a picture of Malarbor's evil doppleganger Malabor on a chalkboard in the Forest Conservation Tent. So Bovinism has a clear connection to Shireroth.
Nathan,
Prophet of the Butter Bull,
Head Missionary of the Bovic Dominion of Natopia,
Natopian Representative to the Small Commonwealth,
Member of the Roth Zera of Elwynnese Realm
Prophet of the Butter Bull,
Head Missionary of the Bovic Dominion of Natopia,
Natopian Representative to the Small Commonwealth,
Member of the Roth Zera of Elwynnese Realm
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I think Malarbor's dopplegangers are evil by default, regardless of how their names are spelled
No-one should be without a parasol, Sirocco.
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Thanks for spreading the word. Shireroth is becoming world-famous!
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Come let the people worship the Golden Calf (of Butter) and rejoice... for we have melted down our previous things to make it, and what could possibly go wrong now?
Wait here comes Moses...
Wait here comes Moses...
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I'm thinking, BTW, that we could probably incorporate this in Cedrism...
No-one should be without a parasol, Sirocco.
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Re: Bovinist Mission to Shireroth
Very likely... Guoda the goddess of cheese needs a father/mother.
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Re: Bovinist Mission to Shireroth
The 4th Law of Bovinism states that 'thou will not worship any other Cow,' so as long as Cedrism does not have any cow gods I see no reason why the Butter Cow cannot become part of the Cedrist pantheon and Bovinism becomes a cult within it. I would, of course, insist on being High Priest of the Butter Cow
Nathan,
Prophet of the Butter Bull,
Head Missionary of the Bovic Dominion of Natopia,
Natopian Representative to the Small Commonwealth,
Member of the Roth Zera of Elwynnese Realm
Prophet of the Butter Bull,
Head Missionary of the Bovic Dominion of Natopia,
Natopian Representative to the Small Commonwealth,
Member of the Roth Zera of Elwynnese Realm
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It is done!!!!!!!!
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Duke of Brookshire
Count of Monty Crisco
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How Roman!
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Hey... It works...
Mortis Mercator V,
Kaiser of Shireroth
Duke of Brookshire
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