Bovinist Mission to Shireroth

[Nathan of Natopia]

As Pentheros of the church of Bovinism I hereby open this mission in Shireroth. Bovinism promotes the reverence of the Butter Cow, a being made of pure butter. The Butter Cow continually reveals his wishes to his holy prophet, which is conveniently myself, who compiles the teachings of the Cow into the Book of Doctrine. On Thursdays when the Pentheros feels like it, the holy service of the Herd is conducted in St. Bessie's Basilica in Doza, Athlon. This service is transmitted to foreign missions and temples to spread the word of the Butter Cow ever farther.

http://chancellornate.proboards20.com/i ... d=bovinism

We welcome converts to profess eternal reverence to the Butter Cow here, at the temple in South Mehlville, or at St. Bessie's Basilica.

[Ari Rahikkala]

By Monterey Jack! This is... er... appropriate.

[Yvain Wintersong]

That's...pretty interesting.

[Nathan of Natopia]

Also the one true Butter Cow is the one from the Illinois State Fair. The same fair where I drew a picture of Malarbor's evil doppleganger Malabor on a chalkboard in the Forest Conservation Tent. So Bovinism has a clear connection to Shireroth.

[Ari Rahikkala]

I think Malarbor's dopplegangers are evil by default, regardless of how their names are spelled

[hypatias mom]

Thanks for spreading the word. Shireroth is becoming world-famous!

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Come let the people worship the Golden Calf (of Butter) and rejoice... for we have melted down our previous things to make it, and what could possibly go wrong now?


Wait here comes Moses...

[Ari Rahikkala]

I'm thinking, BTW, that we could probably incorporate this in Cedrism...

[Kaiser Mors V]

Very likely... Guoda the goddess of cheese needs a father/mother.

[Maksym Hadjimehmetov]

B'Caw!

[Nathan of Natopia]

The 4th Law of Bovinism states that 'thou will not worship any other Cow,' so as long as Cedrism does not have any cow gods I see no reason why the Butter Cow cannot become part of the Cedrist pantheon and Bovinism becomes a cult within it. I would, of course, insist on being High Priest of the Butter Cow

[Kaiser Mors V]

It is done!!!!!!!!

[Jacobus Loki]

How Roman!

[Kaiser Mors V]

Hey... It works...