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This is the new state religion of Shirerithian Antica, as decreed by His Dictatorial Holiness, Detective John Kuralyov the Total First. The Standardized Protestant Church of Antica and the LKJ has been dissolved and joined into the Truth Legion. His Dictatorial Holiness has authorised a Scourging Inquisition to eliminate followers of the heretical Delphic sect. Converts are welcomes but are viewed with suspicion and may be subject to the Hot Needle of Inquiry, a holy tool of purification. The first sermon is upcoming.
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Finally, an inquisition Boomism doesn't have anything to do with!
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All in a day's work, Good Citizen!
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The last one nearly caused a religious war. :no
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Don't worry, I'm doing the best I can to top that.
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Oi vey.
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:confused
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Talk to Bill about the last inquisition. :knife
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That wasn't even a real inquisition...

Nor is this as serious as the Cedrist-Soloralist conflicts.
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Allright then, carry on.
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I emphatically reject any notions that I am not serious!

:fish :fish :fish :fish :fish :fish :moose :fish :fish :fish :fish :fish
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Oh quiet, Kuralyov. You're one of those huggable commies, for crissakes. :nuclear
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Just like :jesus !
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Jesus was Jewish...It's been quite some time since I've seen a Jewish Communist.
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Open mouth, insert foot. :P
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