Liberation of Vorpmadal

LacGlaceiLiberationLeague · Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:53 am

Declaration by Liberation League

It be declared and mandated by this entity and by the Authority of the same That the Barony of Vorpmadal and of all the Dominions and Territories thereunto belonging are and shall be and are hereby constituted, made, established, and confirmed to be Liberated from the Tyranny of Duchy of Yardistan And shall from henceforth be Governed by the Baron of Vorpmadal under the Supervision of the Liberation League upon his entry into the most noble body of the Liberation League for the good of the People and that without any Anarch.

Zorg II, the Usurper,
2nd Lord Protector of Vorpmadal.
Lac Glacei Liberation League

Braden Indianensis · Post by **Braden Indianensis** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 1:25 pm

Errrr..yay, I guess..we don't really recognize ouselves as ever having been annexed...

osmose1000 · Post by **osmose1000** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 3:09 pm

As an honorary representative of the Yardistani Annexation Corps, I contest this liberation on the grounds that liberation is another term for annexation, and annexation of an object that has already been annexed is disallowed as it opens the door for the annexed to annex itself back, a possibility that cannot be allowed by all upstanding annexation organizations.

Maybe if the Liberation League wasn't always late in it's Liberation it wouldn't have to play second best to the YAC so often.

Braden Indianensis · Post by **Braden Indianensis** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 3:24 pm

Due to the misuse of apostrophes in your above statement, we regard your policy to be null and void; therefore, the Barony of Vorpmadal is hereby liberated by the Lac Glacei Liberation League.

Conglacio · Post by **Conglacio** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 4:29 pm

the LLL does not liberate that which is already free.

osmose1000 · Post by **osmose1000** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 4:37 pm

I. HATE. APOSTROPHIES.

Braden Indianensis · Post by **Braden Indianensis** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 5:38 pm

Apostrophes*

Since English is the official language of Shireroth, all political documents and declarations must be written in standard English, which entails good spelling and proper punctuation.

Kaiser Meskan II · Post by **Kaiser Meskan II** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 5:54 pm

Incorrect. The offical language of Shireroth is Shirerothian English. And actually, poor spelling is part of the language.

Braden Indianensis · Post by **Braden Indianensis** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 6:00 pm

*Weeps.* I can't even speak this country's language! I feel like a Mexican immigrant...oh, well, BIEN FAJITA FIESTA!

hypatias mom · Post by **hypatias mom** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 9:18 pm

Happy Bean Party? Then you should have written, "Bien Fiesta de Fajita."

H4773r 3lfs0n · Post by **H4773r 3lfs0n** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 8:20 am

To Hell with YAC! I'm sick of sitting here allowing these silly posts!

I'm going to do something about it!

*stalks off with a fire in his eye and an army of Jabberwockies on foot and several zepplins in air*

oh yeah, I'm borrowing these from Lac Glacei, just so you know, and tell Zurg thanks.

Cap'n Knappy · Post by **Cap'n Knappy** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 9:55 am

...so the Sherpas and I.. um... we'll just meet you there?

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Looks like we're walking, boys.

Post by **Gman Russell** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:05 pm

*gman steps foot on the beach and begins ordering troops down to the cities*

TAKE THE WINE AND THE WOMEN! AND BE SURE TO USE BAD GRAMMER WHILE DOING IT!!!

*sets fire to a house*

...

What? That's my summer home? CRAP!

Braden Indianensis · Post by **Braden Indianensis** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:43 pm

Ahahahahahahahahaha! Refreshments..

Post by **Gman Russell** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 1:19 pm

No, no, we're taking *your* wine and women. Sorry dude.

Braden Indianensis · Post by **Braden Indianensis** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 2:54 pm

HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY WINE?!

I haven't got a summer home...Delphi seized and auctioned it (along with my best dinnerware) in order to pay off his horse-racing debts..very sad.

Post by **Gman Russell** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 4:03 pm

*slurs speech in his drunkedness*

My... how you grow prettier........... *hic*

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