Annexation!

[Shyriath]

In the interests of promoting activity, encouraging cultural enlightenment, and adding impressive new holdings to our map, the Duchy of Yardistan hereby annexes Vorpmadal! All residents shall hand over their booze, their livestock, their valuables, and especially their lupins to the forces currently making landfall upon your shores.

If you submit to annexation freely, we shall be merciful and refrain from parading you through the town squares in banana suits; resist, and I swear by B'caw and Loki that BBQ sauce shall rain down from the very heavens in a sign of divine rage!

My fellow Yardistani, BEGIN THE ANNEXATION! Leave no lupin uncollected!

[Braden Indianensis]

*Phew!* Good thing Kaikias is far across the sea from mainland Vorpmadal...oh, crap! Yardistani longships! A furore Iardistanii libera nos domine! (The Valar will protect us, your power is nothing against the Host of the West! )

[H4773r 3lfs0n]

oh no..








yardistanis....





what WILL i do?













um...no

[H4773r 3lfs0n]

look, i appreciate your trying to annex us and all, its really flattering, but myself and Baldwin are doing just fine staying barely active and the occasional count/elder dropping in.

go annex Lac Glacei, they have a Liberation league, or try Kildare, they've got port nevermore and other than that Antya's been WAY too quite since theyre Baron's been missing ever since the new kaiser came to power.... so yeah

thanks but were all sacked here, and

[villagers] Leave us alone Mel Brooks! uh, er, Yardistan! [/villagers]

[Braden Indianensis]

Sorry, old chaps, but that sounds rather entangling. I'm glad Yardistan is up and running again, but that's surely your business, and not ours, so please, scurry on somewhere else,and let me get on with hoeing the garden.

[H4773r 3lfs0n]

oh yeah, i changed the post icon too, hope you dont mind (mod powers and all)

no need to thank me, i just have that little peave, i made a decree a while back if you dont remember.

just a little reminder for next time.


thanks
(see sig)

[osmose1000]

Well, see, the problem here is that you really don't have a choice when it comes to being annexed. You're just going to have to deal with being owned by someone else.

[LacGlaceiLiberationLeague]

*Liberates Vorpmadal*

[Braden Indianensis]

Neato.

[H4773r 3lfs0n]

um osmose? no.

And LLL? thank you.

[Gman Russell]

Mwahahahaha!



*sneaks into a random county to do random things that are randomly random*


and be sure to use bad grammer. That. Is. Importent.

[Braden Indianensis]

Grammar*
Important*

You'll be a bust, be a bust, be a bust! In the hall of fame!

[Gman Russell]

Thank you, for not getting the joke. :P

[Braden Indianensis]

Yes, I got it. Nada your besta work.

[Gman Russell]

*slap!*