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The Assasins Have Failed

Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 3:23 pm
by Braden Indianensis
I'm alive.
But I post on Shireroth tons of times every day! You'd know whether or not I was alive.

Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 1:40 am
by Conglacio
Your not dead?
damn, I better sack the assasins.

Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 6:20 am
by Braden Indianensis
Yes, your assassins are crap.

Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 3:08 pm
by Gman Russell
*tears up*


You don't have to say it out loud!

Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 9:11 pm
by H4773r 3lfs0n
well that's what happens when you hire my fifty cent ninja, Hank.

Note: Should Hank come to call, please let him in if he knocks (he probably will) and if he asks for a very sharp knife, please let him borrow it. Thank you.

Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 4:27 am
by Gman Russell
*sets fire to the house*


Now EVERYONE dies!

Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 12:10 pm
by Braden Indianensis
Tsk, tsk. Everyone knows houses never burn down to any kind of negative consequence in Vorpmadal!

Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 8:04 pm
by hypatias mom
*Baroness Carol enters, carrying bags of large marshmallows, lots of roasting sticks, and hot cocoa. "Does anyone want to roast marshmallows and have some cocoa? We can sing around the house fire. It'll be just like a big campfire."*

Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 8:31 pm
by Braden Indianensis
We can sit on the roof! Come along, everyone!

Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 8:48 am
by H4773r 3lfs0n
*reaches into H47*

"I know I've got some chocolate and graham crackers in here somewhere..."

Alyss leans over "you gonta make shmots?

"eh, shmots?"

"ye know, whein ya put the roasty marshmellow on topa da choco late intween de crackehs"

"ooOOOooooh, SMORES. Smores dear not shmots. crazy jabberwocky, more like jibberwocky, good lords."