I'm Not Dead Yet!

Post by **Jonas** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:26 am

I'm dead

Ow, I mean: I'm not dead yet

hypatias mom · Post by **hypatias mom** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:19 pm

Wheeuu!! That's a relief!!!!

Post by **Jonas** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:26 am

Indeed, maybe there is no internet in heaven!

Post by **Gman Russell** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 4:51 pm

*raises hand, puts it down again* Uuuhhh...

H4773r 3lfs0n · Post by **H4773r 3lfs0n** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 6:56 pm

the internet IS heaven, why else would there be seas of pr0n and free anything (you just have to look for it)?

PANDORA!!! BRADEN!!!!

check in please?

Braden Indianensis · Post by **Braden Indianensis** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 12:19 pm

What do you mean, check in? I'm not a Shirithian.

Post by **Jonas** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:07 am

You aren't?

Braden Indianensis · Post by **Braden Indianensis** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 11:12 am

No. I used to be, but not any more. There's a long story behind that. Anyway, I'm an Antican. As my signature says, I'm Assistant to Olorix, our Foreign Affairs Officer.

Post by **Jonas** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:03 am

hypatias mom · Post by **hypatias mom** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 9:16 pm

It just happens that Braden is online here in Shireroth more than most "active" citizens. We just wish he would change his mind and reimmigrate, though he says he will not.

Post by **Jonas** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:57 am

Say never never

H4773r 3lfs0n · Post by **H4773r 3lfs0n** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:20 pm

hehe, hes not shirerothian yet he answers to shirothian demands! MUAHAHAHA!!!! I am EVIL!!!!!!!

or something

Post by **Jonas** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:02 am

H4773r 3lfs0n · Post by **H4773r 3lfs0n** » Thu May 31, 2007 10:42 am

dead? no, just running adbsent for a while. gimme a little time and ill crank out a few services and some Lunacy. Im also thinking of starting some RP or just fat out storytelling around here, ive got brain thingys trying to get out.

more later.

BRADEN!! PANDORA!!! GREG!?!?!

(might have to revamp Vorpmadal?)

we shall see

Braden Indianensis · Post by **Braden Indianensis** » Thu May 31, 2007 4:21 pm

Hatter, by the authority vested in me by the Office of Foreign Relations, I hereby order you to become an Antican citizen. Like, immediately.

Kaiser Letifer III · Post by **Kaiser Letifer III** » Thu May 31, 2007 7:34 pm

I will shrink you.. I'm warning you!

H4773r 3lfs0n · Post by **H4773r 3lfs0n** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 8:58 am

sorry braden, it doesnt work both ways.

YOU, were once a shirerothian citizen, have been here, and CONTINUE to be present.

I!, have never been a Antican, have never BEEN to Antica, have no intention of ever going there, and I am YOUR Baron, not some other way around. sorry.

Braden Indianensis · Post by **Braden Indianensis** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:50 am

MY baron?!!!!

benkern · Post by **benkern** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 12:16 pm

*scratches head*

I think that's what he said.

Braden Indianensis · Post by **Braden Indianensis** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:39 am

*fumes*

Kaiser Letifer III · Post by **Kaiser Letifer III** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:46 am

And I'm all your's Kaiser! BEHOLD ME AND DESPAIR!...

...Or something like that...

Jesus · Post by **Jesus** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:53 am

Pshaw.

Kaiser Letifer III · Post by **Kaiser Letifer III** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:13 am

AHH! Zombie!

H4773r 3lfs0n · Post by **H4773r 3lfs0n** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:09 pm

Oh your niftiness (Kaiser, not Jesus,)

as high priest of B00/\/\ I shall set us up the bomb . .

and all your Duchy are Belong to US (as in you, but the royal us, eh?)

Jesus · Post by **Jesus** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:38 pm

Obviously more evidence of your cruel elitist heathenry.

Kaiser Letifer III · Post by **Kaiser Letifer III** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:30 pm

And your point?

Braden Indianensis · Post by **Braden Indianensis** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:37 pm

Yeah, it seems like you, Jesus, would be promoting democratic ideals of freedom of religion instead of condemning these people for being "heathens"; after all, You said "The Truth will set you free".

Post by **Jonas** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:01 am

Will someone check from where this Jesus II come from? The USA?

benkern · Post by **benkern** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:16 am

Surely we should appreciate the Holy Lamb of God while he stalks among us? I'm pretty sure there's a story in the Bible about a woman that cracks a jar of expensive perfume on Jesus' head, and while others scold her (saying she wasted the perfume, it could have been sold for good), Jesus says she does what she can while Jesus is still on Earth.

Either that or she failed knocking out Jesus.

Kaiser Letifer III · Post by **Kaiser Letifer III** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 11:33 am

I think I can check IP's.... but I'm lazy...

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