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Service
Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 10:06 am
by H4773r 3lfs0n
Welcome again my little Cedrists. Time again for
B00/\/\
of
the
WEEK!!!
audiance choice this week,
B00/\/\ one? B00/\/\ 2? or B00/\/\ tree?
Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 10:51 am
by hypatias mom
How about Boom tree? Malarbor can use some shaking up from time to time.
Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:14 am
by Braden Indianensis
Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:37 pm
by WolvinX84
B00/\/\?
Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 3:04 pm
by Conglacio
B00/\/\ Thor
Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 3:06 pm
by WolvinX84
Heathens. Ha! I called you a heathen!
Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 3:09 pm
by Braden Indianensis
I can tell by the wording of that statement and the vocal inflection it implies that you think what you're saying is funny...but no.
Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:30 pm
by H4773r 3lfs0n
B00/\/\ Tree it IS!!!
*several acolytes, grinning like idiots, pull a cart into the center of the temple. The Cart holds a tree made entirely of Firworks and other explosives. H4773r leans over and lights the opening fuse*
Life and destruction, these things are B00/\/\. Praise B00/\/\!
*the tree explodes in a cacaphony of noise and a flurry of light. when one closes theyre eyes they see the outline of a tree with a brown trunk and green leaves. The fireworks spin, pop, and whirl into designs of animals and words like, hope, peace, happyness, joy....
and of course..
B00/\/\!!!!111!!!
Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:31 pm
by WolvinX84
I thought it was funny.
Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:23 pm
by hypatias mom
Believe it or not, many of us enjoy the BOOMist services. Even though we may belong in RL to another, more traditional faith. Who doesn't enjoy something that goes BOOM?
Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:51 pm
by Braden Indianensis
Apparently Mr. Grumpyface over here. Yeah. We see how you are.
Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:57 pm
by WolvinX84
B00/\/\! Happy now?
Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 10:26 pm
by Braden Indianensis
Happier...
Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:00 pm
by H4773r 3lfs0n
Walks up to Wolvine and Baldwin dragging a trash can. Hands them both a cherry bomb a peice, and one match.
"In order to destroy this trash can, it requires more than one cherry bomb. I ask that you destroy it completely. Can this be done in a peaceful and harmonious way?"
Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:26 pm
by WolvinX84
Use the one match to light both bombs, toss them in. Done.
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 6:59 am
by Braden Indianensis
*Contemplates doing otherwise with the bomb*
No...not yet...
*Tosses it in*
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 8:00 am
by hypatias mom
Baldwin, how could you even think such things?!
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 8:37 am
by Braden Indianensis
Oh, no, I wasn't going to blow up a building or anything. I would never resort to terrorism. Murder? Maybe. Assassination? Maybe. But never mass-murder, or terrorism. Disintegrating Wolvin? Maybe.
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:06 pm
by WolvinX84
I heard that! :-)
Come, let us make peace. Perhaps I was a bit zealoous on arrival. I meant no offence. Ok, maybe I did. I do not remember. But, Can there be peace?
/me offers his hand in peace.
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:28 pm
by Braden Indianensis
*Brief moment of vacillation*
Yes, peace.
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:43 am
by H4773r 3lfs0n
GOOD!!! now go blow some shit up!
*tosses two bags of explosives at the two, and ONE lighter*
just reinforcing todays lesson.
PEACE! LOVE! AND B00/\/\!!!11!!!
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:28 pm
by Gman Russell
*lights a sparkler*
I'm bo0o/\/\ed out right now.
