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Post by H4773r 3lfs0n »

Welcome again my little Cedrists. Time again for

B00/\/\

of

the

WEEK!!!





audiance choice this week,

B00/\/\ one? B00/\/\ 2? or B00/\/\ tree?
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Post by hypatias mom »

How about Boom tree? Malarbor can use some shaking up from time to time.

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Post by Braden Indianensis »

:D :demon :o

TREE! TREE!
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B00/\/\?
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B00/\/\ Thor
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Heathens. Ha! I called you a heathen!
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Post by Braden Indianensis »

I can tell by the wording of that statement and the vocal inflection it implies that you think what you're saying is funny...but no.
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Post by H4773r 3lfs0n »

B00/\/\ Tree it IS!!!

*several acolytes, grinning like idiots, pull a cart into the center of the temple. The Cart holds a tree made entirely of Firworks and other explosives. H4773r leans over and lights the opening fuse*

Life and destruction, these things are B00/\/\. Praise B00/\/\!


*the tree explodes in a cacaphony of noise and a flurry of light. when one closes theyre eyes they see the outline of a tree with a brown trunk and green leaves. The fireworks spin, pop, and whirl into designs of animals and words like, hope, peace, happyness, joy....

and of course..

B00/\/\!!!!111!!!
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I thought it was funny.
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Post by hypatias mom »

Believe it or not, many of us enjoy the BOOMist services. Even though we may belong in RL to another, more traditional faith. Who doesn't enjoy something that goes BOOM?

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Post by Braden Indianensis »

Apparently Mr. Grumpyface over here. Yeah. We see how you are.
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B00/\/\! Happy now?
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Post by Braden Indianensis »

Happier...
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Post by H4773r 3lfs0n »

Walks up to Wolvine and Baldwin dragging a trash can. Hands them both a cherry bomb a peice, and one match.

"In order to destroy this trash can, it requires more than one cherry bomb. I ask that you destroy it completely. Can this be done in a peaceful and harmonious way?"
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Use the one match to light both bombs, toss them in. Done.
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Post by Braden Indianensis »

*Contemplates doing otherwise with the bomb*
No...not yet...
*Tosses it in*
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Baldwin, how could you even think such things?! :no

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Post by Braden Indianensis »

Oh, no, I wasn't going to blow up a building or anything. I would never resort to terrorism. Murder? Maybe. Assassination? Maybe. But never mass-murder, or terrorism. Disintegrating Wolvin? Maybe.
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Post by WolvinX84 »

I heard that! :-)

Come, let us make peace. Perhaps I was a bit zealoous on arrival. I meant no offence. Ok, maybe I did. I do not remember. But, Can there be peace?

/me offers his hand in peace.
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Post by Braden Indianensis »

*Brief moment of vacillation*

Yes, peace. :)
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Post by H4773r 3lfs0n »

GOOD!!! now go blow some shit up!

*tosses two bags of explosives at the two, and ONE lighter*

just reinforcing todays lesson.

PEACE! LOVE! AND B00/\/\!!!11!!!
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Post by Gman Russell »

*lights a sparkler*


I'm bo0o/\/\ed out right now.

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