Temples in Counties

[Ari Rahikkala]

* looks at the list of Kaisers *

Viviantia I (Erik) and Semisa I (James) were the only Kaiseresses played by men... and it was never a secret who Sai'Kar was... no, I'm fairly certain it was Sirithil who really messed him up :P

[benkern]

Hmm. I meant to say "people like Bill". Well, the point still stands.

[Kaiser Mors V]

Sai'kar wasn't a kaiseress.. I'll point out...

[benkern]

I've got FIoJ on the brain - nuff said.

[Maksym Hadjimehmetov]

The FloJ sounded fantastic. Shame all the craziest nations died out before my time in micronations began (apart from Shireroth and our Shrine of Controversy, of course ).
Baracao- sorry, Baracão, Menelmacar etc all sounded like a laugh.

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Yes if you like religious wars between psychic bananas and Solorarist space-elves you'll just love Menelmacar.

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Anyway I can tell you what temples exist in Elwynn:

The Donation of Elwynn


Ardashir Khan Osmani, by the Kharenah of Zurvan, Baron of Elwynn, to his subjects and retainers - Greetings and unto the gods of Shireroth undying and unthinking obsequience.

Know that We, Mibaradardam be Khorshid va Mah Minamaz dadanam Zurvan, have in the first place granted to Zurvan this Charter which by his Kharenah is confirmed for us and our heirs forever.

May I please the gods by gifting the Elwynnese cities of Eliriashahr & Vijayanagra to my favourite deities B'Caw & Ryvenna as manors for their high priests to hold?

If it be so it is hereby decreed within the city boundaries of Eliriashahr upon acceptance by Hypatia Agnesi, there shall be set aside the whole city, administered as fief and trust and manor, for the glory of Ryvenna.

Within the city boundaries of Vijayanagra, upon acceptance by Shyriath, there shall be set aside the whole city, administered as fief and trust and manor, for the glory of B'Caw

This land is granted continually for all time that Elwynn shall be in the memory of Shireroth or else for all the time that Shireroth is in the memory of Elwynn.

It is so enacted by virtue of the Baronial Will.

http://shireroth.kuroshiro.net/forum/vi ... =30&t=3876

[Aurangzeb Khan]

The renaming of Elwynn incidentally casts some doubt on the legality of those temples continued existance.

[Kaiser Mors V]

meh.. they exist...

[Aurangzeb Khan]

granted continually for all time that Elwynn shall be in the memory of Shireroth

You'll have to issue a new order to provide for new circumstances.

[Kaiser Mors V]

It's still in memory.. I remember it...

[Aurangzeb Khan]

Ah but your Imperial Niftiness we all know what your memory can be like.

[Kaiser Mors V]

You have no idea...

[Aurangzeb Khan]

It has nothing to do with you waving your sword of vengeance about at my neck but I feel oddly compelled not to disagree with your Imperial Niftiness.

[Kaiser Mors V]

Oh this? Just a letter opener.. really!

[Maksym Hadjimehmetov]

Letter openers usually aren't carried around in one-metre long scabbards, your Niftiness

[Aurangzeb Khan]

I should point out that I was not entirely happy with my throat being opened like a letter. The doctors however assure me that the stiches will be ready to come out by next Ughday so it is all goodRelatively speaking.

[Maksym Hadjimehmetov]

My point exactly. His Niftiness, I fear, may need more than letter-openers to defend Shirekeep.

[Kaiser Mors V]

[hypatias mom]

*Men in clean white coats approach the Kaiser with what look like a strait-jacket and an oversized buttefly net.* "Come along quietly, Sire, and please put the bomb down, and no one will get hurt."

[Kaiser Mors V]

*arms the nuclear device*
*clicks back the cover on the trigger in his hand...*
*fingers trigger threateningly*

Back off m'buckoes.... I'll do it... I swear...

[Aurangzeb Khan]

*Tasers the Kaiser*

I'll be having that thank you. Gentlemen, quickly now, get this disarmed and crated up pronto. I want that bomb on a plane to Miska before the MRWS auditors catch up with us.

[Kaiser Mors V]

*pulls the trigger*

*bomb makes lots of sound as electronics activate and warm up, power up sounds a heard.. thing begin to move.. then suddenly... Confetti is everywhere! and a small flag with the word "B0O0/\/\" is sticking out of the 'nuclear device'. *

I win!

[Jacobus Loki]

they were merely expressing some of the universality that exists with in us all.

Oh, the Y.A.C. hereby annexes the spicy chicken that benkern was buried in, boxes it, and ships it to Babkha.

[hypatias mom]

Great "B0O0/\/\", Your Niftiness. Yes, you definitely have style. Shall we celebrate your solution over a banquet of spicy chicken and rivers of orange beer? And, of course, cake for dessert.

[Kaiser Mors V]

Make it Cider and I'm there.. and instead of Chicken.. I'll take some more cider...

[hypatias mom]

You've got it, Sire.

Alright, a large flagon of cider for His Niftiness, and set up those tables. We have some serious banqueting to do.

[Kaiser Mors V]

And women... I demand dancers!

I'm going Babkhan....it would appear.. Just need more slaughter and genocide...

[Maksym Hadjimehmetov]

Have some peasants to slaugher- it's on me, really
*presents sniper rifle to His Niftiness*

[Prodigy Almighty]

Slaughtering peasants? That's the second sport of Chelkran Kesh!

The first one is Razorball. The Wiki for it is below.
http://www.novatainia.org/wiki/index.ph ... =Razorball