Ow Malarbor!

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Ow Malarbor!

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Ow mighty Malarbor, mightiest tree of all trees!
I pray to You: save Shireroth!
From a distance I'm concerned about the rampant lawyerism manifesting itself in Shireroth currently. A simple Kaiserial slap on the wrist or censure by the community should suffice. - Jacobus Loki
Can't you see? I'm crazy! :tomcutterhamonfire :smashy

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By His H47,
Baron Benkern of Vorpmadal, Yardistan.
"Like us or hate us, someone will still hold the torch. You might as well try to like us." - Harvey Steffke
"Tis not a leaving of a harried knave/Tis not with tail tucked in shame/Rather in glorious exhibition of benevolent might/Sun bids the world an emblazon g'night."
"But every beginning is only a continuation and the book of fate is always open in the middle."

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*Mumbles in himself*

Egoistic, but mighty, tree :angry
From a distance I'm concerned about the rampant lawyerism manifesting itself in Shireroth currently. A simple Kaiserial slap on the wrist or censure by the community should suffice. - Jacobus Loki
Can't you see? I'm crazy! :tomcutterhamonfire :smashy

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Post by Kaiser Letifer III »

Perhaps it is time to go fell some trees..

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I have a saw! :evil

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I prefer axes...

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Kaiser Mors V wrote:I prefer axes...
We can use both...
From a distance I'm concerned about the rampant lawyerism manifesting itself in Shireroth currently. A simple Kaiserial slap on the wrist or censure by the community should suffice. - Jacobus Loki
Can't you see? I'm crazy! :tomcutterhamonfire :smashy

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Dynamite also works...

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I'm guessing you two are talking about Minibor, Jacobus' fake Malarbor child, or else the God of Forum Colours' retribution shall be swift. :smashy
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"Like us or hate us, someone will still hold the torch. You might as well try to like us." - Harvey Steffke
"Tis not a leaving of a harried knave/Tis not with tail tucked in shame/Rather in glorious exhibition of benevolent might/Sun bids the world an emblazon g'night."
"But every beginning is only a continuation and the book of fate is always open in the middle."

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He seems to be better now..

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Fake?!

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tell me why are all the cats leaving Ergo Sum? Why Can't I find any maple syrup?

Why do I have this urge to set off hand grenades?

WHY???? :nuclear

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Don't ask to much of Malarbor! :no
From a distance I'm concerned about the rampant lawyerism manifesting itself in Shireroth currently. A simple Kaiserial slap on the wrist or censure by the community should suffice. - Jacobus Loki
Can't you see? I'm crazy! :tomcutterhamonfire :smashy

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Funny how Malarbor seems to have become more popular then the other gods as of late...

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He

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on the forum, his own announcement, his own newspaper (the Spore).

He has a great publicist.
Nobody else has that.

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Fair enough...

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Praise Malarbor before all other gods and idols! MALARBOR DEMANDS IT! :evil
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Baron Benkern of Vorpmadal, Yardistan.
"Like us or hate us, someone will still hold the torch. You might as well try to like us." - Harvey Steffke
"Tis not a leaving of a harried knave/Tis not with tail tucked in shame/Rather in glorious exhibition of benevolent might/Sun bids the world an emblazon g'night."
"But every beginning is only a continuation and the book of fate is always open in the middle."

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....That is heresy and betrayal of the Gods!

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I'm

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fond of the old wooden guy, but he is not above all others. He is very, very clever, though.

There is a scarier guy out there. I can't remember how to spell it.... Oh, I'll be back....

Here it is

Rrakanychan

This guy makes Malabor look benign!

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cause he's a fool on demon.. while.. Malarbor skirts the line...

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And the other guy

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is locked away, while Malarbor is loose!

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that may be a while...

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In Gralus we had a bad encounter with some Demons... you know, bent on subjugating Gralus and later the entire world... We're not the most fond of them. ;)
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Yeah, but we drop-kicked their asses back to hell... :demon

Who's surprised that their cockiness and ignorance was their downfall? :p
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Though it was almost ours... luckily Andreas could read that manual... and lucky that the crappy MicroHard OS didn't give us the Blue Screen when we most needed functionality... :knife
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