The all-knowing Trash Heap

[Allknowing Trashheap]

Hello, my little novices. I am the all-knowing Trash Heap and I am here now. I am going to give pieces of advice . Everybody may consult me. I have got the wisdom, the judiciousness and the feeling. I am the rescue. Sorrows and worries, I blow them away.

[Kaiser Mors V]

But you are not in our religion....

[Allknowing Trashheap]

Oh, I think, I have to make up leeway. Of cource I would gladly be a member of your religion.

[Andreas the Wise]

Oh all knowing Trash Heap, explain how you fit into Cedrism and why there is an emoticon of someing slicing a bannana, and I may serve you ....

[Ari Rahikkala]

That's not just someone slicing a banana, that's a guy with blue anime hair slicing a banana. This is important!

[Andreas the Wise]

Shh, I'm waiting for the trash heap to answer ...

[Kaiser Mors V]

I actually know the answer to the banana question.. so we can truly test this trash heap...

[Allknowing Trashheap]

Well, my little friends, I give you answers.

Maybe my nature seems doesn´t fit into Cedrism. Your Citizen causes garbage. That is normal. Anytime ... 100 years ago ... I got a consciousness, a soul. And so it began. I think it is a new evolutionary step. But what shell I do? Is it your wish that I go? I would be very sad.

Let me do the banana test now. Actually the banana emoticon exists in two parts. First Part: a dancing banana. Second Part: a banana killed by an cedrism-people. So we see, bananas don´t fit into. Why otherwise the Grim Reaper cut the banana? But they are here. I ask, if it is possible to live here as banana why not as Trash Heap?

[Ari Rahikkala]

If that is your answer, then you are not only ignorant but also foolish. So is everybody else posting in this thread, though. Say only that you are not allknowing, and I will accept you as a very smart but somewhat naive trashheap.

[Allknowing Trashheap]

The term "allknowing" opines wisdom not specialized knowledge in my case. Sorry for missunderstanding. My mistake. Maybe the admin changes it: if you want you can call me "Trashheap of lore".

[Ari Rahikkala]

Very well then. I wish to continue testing you, so if it's questions of wisdom that you want, here's the question: What will you do if we reject you? If, despite all of your efforts, and all the patience brought on by the experience of a multitude of lifetimes, you still fail to get through to us and we, in our shortsightedness, collectively declare you an irredeemable fool?

[Allknowing Trashheap]

In this case I would sit here anymore. My wisdom is not forced. It is an offer.

[Ari Rahikkala]

In that case... I accept you! Although I can't speak for all of Cedrism, know this: In Straylight, you will be known as Allknowing Trashheap, The God Of Experience, Patron (Matron?) Of Those Looking For Wisdom In Unlikely Places, Protector Of Those Cast Aside From Society, Mythical Overseer Of Waste Shipping, and That Mystical Force That Lets You Advance Levels And Get Skills And Stuff. I can only hope that the rest of Shireroth has the same kind of vision.

[Allknowing Trashheap]

I hope so, too.

[benkern]

That blue-haired character is Magus, from good ol' Chrono Trigger. You don't have to be an All-knowing trash heap to know that. :P

Hehe... look at his little yellowist ass go... aww, he got pwned... wait, he's back. Yay!

[Kaiser Mors V]

Someone remembers Archetype it would appear...

[Allknowing Trashheap]

The first step to know the all-knowing Trash Heap is: all-knowing is only a symbol for all-knowing, you see?

[Jacobus Loki]

From the wiki

....However, when Archetype joined, another culture became popular as he brought friends from PsiPog, named Yellowism, a religion that was based on the worship of a telepathic banana.

And if the Banana was really telepathic, then how could he get sliced unawares?

Somebody should write the "Yellowism" article. Unless maybe , I find the original. If the was one.

The Trashheap is neat (oxymoron?) Let's keep him/her.

P.S. - Didn't find a Yellowism Article, but found a cool one on Menelmacar wherein Yellowism is mentioned.

[Andreas the Wise]

That blue-haired character is Magus, from good ol' Chrono Trigger. You don't have to be an All-knowing trash heap to know that. :P

THAT'S who it was ... knew I recognised him from some old computer game, couldn't remember which one ...

[Kaiser Mors V]

I always forget who made that icon...

[Jacobus Loki]

(Adds a bag of refuse to the Allknowing Trash Heap.)

Lunch, friend!

[Nick Foghorn Leghorn]

If a hen and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, then how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

[Liam conToketi]

Only one doghouse?

[Kaiser Mors V]

I would have thought a dog and a half and a house.....a half.... oh.. fuck...