With order restored in the Imperial Republic, all crazy Kaisers put to bed, new reforms being streamlined, Erik returning, there's no real way to celebrate but through the uncontained chaos of a crap-load of explosions.
Benkern, self-styled Priest of Malarbor, hobbles up to the B0O0/\/\ist Altar abbot-style and croaks, "Take the holy firework. With your other hand, light the holy firework with the holy lighter, or holy tinderbox if you prefer. Now throw it and run like PRH."
Suddenly the room is full of tiny explosions, until one huge Holy Hand grenade is thrown into the air, and all other sounds are drowned out by the...
B0O0/\/\!11!!!1!1!!
Service
Service
By His H47,
Baron Benkern of Vorpmadal, Yardistan.
"Like us or hate us, someone will still hold the torch. You might as well try to like us." - Harvey Steffke
"Tis not a leaving of a harried knave/Tis not with tail tucked in shame/Rather in glorious exhibition of benevolent might/Sun bids the world an emblazon g'night."
"But every beginning is only a continuation and the book of fate is always open in the middle."
Baron Benkern of Vorpmadal, Yardistan.
"Like us or hate us, someone will still hold the torch. You might as well try to like us." - Harvey Steffke
"Tis not a leaving of a harried knave/Tis not with tail tucked in shame/Rather in glorious exhibition of benevolent might/Sun bids the world an emblazon g'night."
"But every beginning is only a continuation and the book of fate is always open in the middle."
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Malarbor has changed his mind 
Malarbor Says: So, after a few dead Kaisers, we now have Kaiser Mors V. And apparently a "Great Consolidation" of positions and powers. Silly mortals. Thinking that I didn't plan this all along. For I am Malarbor! I know all! This is as I have foreseen!
From a distance I'm concerned about the rampant lawyerism manifesting itself in Shireroth currently. A simple Kaiserial slap on the wrist or censure by the community should suffice. - Jacobus Loki
Can't you see? I'm crazy!
Can't you see? I'm crazy!
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I dedicate
in the memory of the Big Bang, largest of explosions, that lends life to all, and that is continuing and unending.
(BOOOOOOO/\/\ /\/\ /\/\ /\/\)
(BOOOOOOO/\/\ /\/\ /\/\ /\/\)
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Kaiser Mors V
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Re: Service
ummmm.. your point?
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Re: Service
Well.. Have fun with that...
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Re: Service
I do that kind of thing, too. In my case, though, it's just because I prefer to.
No-one should be without a parasol, Sirocco.
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Re: Service
Perspective has a lot to do with that.
(Holds head at 45 deg. angle and crosses eyes.)
That's better.
(Holds head at 45 deg. angle and crosses eyes.)
That's better.
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Re: Service
Try 46.3 degrees.... it can be a bit more clear sometimes..
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