Service

[H4773r 3lfs0n]

Todays Service will be served here at the B00/\/\ist Temple.

In coming weeks I may travel to other parts of Shireroth to preach the good B00/\/\.



Today, we shall explore the aspect of small controlled blast from a M- 80 fireckracker. The observations I wish for you to make will be very Zen, very New Age.

*Pulls out an M-80 and a lighter*

First of all. we know what this is technically, a small amount of explosives when when activated creates a noise that is pleasurable to our souls.

*puts M- 80 in flat of hand and lights the fuse* (Hissssssssssss)

But contemplate, the hypnotic sound. (HISSSSSsssssssss)

The slow build up, like building towards spiritual orgasm.

P0\/\/!!!!!!!!!

*quickly* let the sound reverberate in your cerebral cortex, taste and smell the sulfur, feel the heat from the blast against your skin, and intake the flash. hold it in your mind.

Suspend the release in your mind. and contemplate its complexity, its beauty and its relation to our world, your life, and all things.

Take a few minutes in silence, then you may leave. feel free to discuss. ask me questions...

but let the experience be meaningfull......



High Priest Tempor.
"Blessed" of Melvin

[Kaiser Alejian II]

Hallelujah! You are truly a wonderous priest!