I Swear to Zurvan

[Aurangzeb Khan]

That if I ever get my hands on the sod whose idea it was to give serviceable rifles to the Ohl'tar he'll be sent to such a 'modern correctional facility' as that he'll wish he'd had his brains cudgelled out in the old manner.

[Leo Fenrir]

"Lord Dine?"

"Yes?"

"It seems the Khan has lain a Jihad on the Count Agnesia."

"Really? How intent is he on the matter?"

"Well judging by the fact he is still alive I'd say not too much so."

"Hmm. Well put him into the 'Khan wants to kill me' protection program."

"As you say Lord Dine."

[Cho'Gall]

And you're suggesting that this is my doing?

As if I didn't have enough on my hands with the sheep killing, and the Duke dying, and the new duke, and this Islamic madman, and you, and the diplomat getting shot, and the spiders. I definitely had time to sell them weapons.

[Leo Fenrir]

"Lord Dine?"

"What is it now?"

"It seems that Count Agnesia has gone insane."

"Seems Sir? I know not seems! But that aside, Already?"

"So it, err... happens to be..."

"Ah like I didn't have enough on my plate with the crazy spiders, a riot, and a rude subordinate. Now hes off and got himself insane."

"What should we do?"

"I'll ask Isabelle to speak with him. Maybe she can seduce him back to sanity."

"As you say Lord Dine."