AHEM
Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 6:01 pm
This was the noise that Percy Rutherford made shortly after abseiling through the Duke's window in Echo, landing on the desk, removing a large shard of glass from his leg, brushing himself off and standing up.
"Excuse me, Lord Dine. I believe you have seen this horror. Should the Kaiser grant this request MoMA men will be arriving in Nordland to detain Lady Allot. You will not allow this. Should you feel a need to take her into protective custody, we will allow this so long as she remains unharmed. We will add that any scratch on her body, mind, OR narrativity levels without her consent will constitute an automatic failing condition of the IB Diploma Programme. Furthermore, you will take steps to ensure that this Khan figure no longer threatens the Allot bloodline. Each day that he remains a threat will result in the deduction of one point from your IB Diploma. Thank you, and have a pleasant day."
And with that, Percy went poof.
"Excuse me, Lord Dine. I believe you have seen this horror. Should the Kaiser grant this request MoMA men will be arriving in Nordland to detain Lady Allot. You will not allow this. Should you feel a need to take her into protective custody, we will allow this so long as she remains unharmed. We will add that any scratch on her body, mind, OR narrativity levels without her consent will constitute an automatic failing condition of the IB Diploma Programme. Furthermore, you will take steps to ensure that this Khan figure no longer threatens the Allot bloodline. Each day that he remains a threat will result in the deduction of one point from your IB Diploma. Thank you, and have a pleasant day."
And with that, Percy went poof.