Girls are fucked up.

[MeanBean]

So..After my 6:00 class on Mondays and wednesdays my classmates and i usually stand outside the cassroom for a few minutes talking, watching the 8:00 class come in. Now as im talking, some random girl from 8:00 class who i've never met before, grabs my hat off of my head puts it on hers and continues to walk into the classroom. "What the fuck?" i think to myself. I tried to get it back but she pulled all this tae kwon do shit on me. But i got it back and then thought "Ok, that was fun. Ha Ha, good joke." But as im walking away she drops her stuff and starts chasing me everywhere just to get the damn hat back. I ended up having to abuse her (which i think was fair because she kept kicking me, dammit.) And people were staring the whole time. Now i don't know about anyone else, but to me that was really fucking wierd. If this is a normal thing, please let me know.

I must say, though she was really cute.

[Fax Celestis]

She wants you. Go bang her.

[MeanBean]

i thought that by some odd chance she might like me, but isn't that a wierd way to show a COMPLETE STRANGER that you like them?

[Fax Celestis]

Yes. Yes it is. But it's still not the strangest (or most forward) way I've ever seen.

[Harvey the Blue]

Ahh yes, the ritual known as The Taking of the Hat. Perfectly common. Perhaps you've heard the phrase "Man, she totally wants your hat?" No metaphore there at all: it literally means your headgear is likely to get snatched right off the top of your head.

[Ryan]

She wants you. Go bang her.

I concur with this sentiment.

Women are nonetheless still fucked up in the head. :P

[Kaiser Letifer II]

I want a girl to give me that kinda attention. well.. maybe not the kicking...


But yes, in some weird way she was proly testing your masculinity, seeing if you'de fight back. She proly likes strong men, who will fight with her. Be cautious however. If you leave marks and she's nuts or something.... or a bitch... you could get in trouble...

[Hypatia Agnesi]

I have seen this happen as well (specifically, with Mike's fedora and a very cute girl named Sarah who was working with us at Rocky), though without the kicking. Usually it's restricted to careful dodging and giggling. And there is usually other flirting going on as well.

This girl sounds pretty weird, but probably interested.

[Delphi]

You see, I'd concur with the "she wants you" analysis, if it weren't for the whole kicking/violent thing. I could get the stealing of the hat (though I echo that I wish girls would give me that kind of attention), but I'm not so sure about the violence.

[Bill3000]

Was the hat silly? If not, she was just following the law.

[Kaiser Letifer II]

What law?

[Conglacio]

*decides to get a hat*

[Delphi]

I have a hat... It's a fedora. *wishes he had ezboard smokin' smiley*

[Scott of Hyperborea]

I should get a fedora. A fedora...and a crossbow!

[Hypatia Agnesi]

THIS is the best fedora picture I've seen in...um...quite a while, if not ever. It's Mike.

If you do it right, you too can look as cool as this in a hat, and make girls want to steal it right off your head.

[Scott of Hyperborea]

No, I would need hair that actually goes straight sometimes if you do enough stuff to it, something the gods have seen fit to deny me.

[Hypatia Agnesi]

Use more conditioner and don't quite rinse it out fully, and your hair might obey you now and then. Your hair seems to be the type that gets very out of control when it's dry (from the best I can tell, from the few times I've seen you). There are also straightening products, but those are more work.

[Krasniy Yastreb]

Trilby beats the crap out of fedora anyday...

[Scott of Hyperborea]

What's the difference?

[Ryan]

I have my Greek hat to woo the girls with.



It makes me look like Lenin.

[stevenAntica]

I simply use my rugged good looks to woo the ladies.

My rugged...5'4'', 130 pounds, of glasses wearing good looks.

*sigh*

[Bill3000]

And you say that Delphi has a Napoleon complex? *ducks*

[Fax Celestis]

Don't duck, you'll make yourself more accessible. Jump.

[stevenAntica]

[quote="Bill3000"]And you say that Delphi has a Napoleon complex? *ducks*[/quote

YOu wonder why we get along so badly?

[Shyriath]

Greek hats? Rugged good looks? Bah. Why deal with those when you have THE FACE OF DEATH ITSELF!!!



Ladies love a dark hood and a skull mask, baby. (Especially when it hides an unlovely face!)

[MeanBean]

Well maybe she IS totally nuts. But she's interested in me! Hell yeah, i'll take a psycho over betty the blowup doll any day! Um...I mean...over...solitude....?

And i reiterate. she was cute..hell, she's Asian! Asian girls are frickin cute (well, for the most part, anyway.)

[Fax Celestis]

If there's one thing that anime has taught me, it's that japanese schoolgirls are fucking hot.

[Bill3000]

And if there's one thing that hentai has taught me, it's that japanese schoolgirls get raped 24/7 by tentacle monsters.

[H4773r 3lfs0n]

*shakes head, chuckling* hahahaha

Geeks giving geeks tips on women and flirting.....

AND THEN.... as is the nature of such things.... Hentai comes up. ROFLMAO

reminds me of gaming night when i was in EIGHTH GRADE!

[Bill3000]

Dude, anime always leads to hentai.