Shireroth

Now then,

I have found out how to make a courage wolf rip-off... and the best one would of course be malarbor. Anyone interested in helping me develop the app?

I have no frame of reference.... But... sure... if I have any time.. depending on what you need.

Well, courage wolf says things like;

Feeling tired? Fight with your eyes closed!

and

Bring a knife to a shootout; stab them while they laugh!


But what would our happy tree friend say to those who seek his advice?

Ah. I'd be happy to help you work out sayings for Malarbor.

They'll all have to end in "MALARBOR DEMANDS IT!"

Sweet, let's do this!

Cool! Let's work on getting more quotes now!

NEXT TIME YOU'LL MAKE ME KAISER. MALARBOR DEMANDS IT!
BOW BEFORE ME, QUIVERING MORTALS. MALARBOR DEMANDS IT!
HARVEY SHALL FINISH COD2 AND IT SHALL BE AWESOME. MALARBOR DEMANDS IT!
SHIREROTH SHALL RULE ALL OF MICRAS, UNDER MY BENEVOLENT ROOTS. MALARBOR DEMANDS IT!
MALARBOR LAUGHS AT YOUR PUNY ATTEMPTS TO ELECT A LEADER. JUST ELECT MARLABOR. MALARBOR DEMANDS IT!
YOU WANT TO FIX THE ECONOMY? GIVE EVERYTHING TO MALARBOR. MALARBOR DEMANDS IT!
WHY ARE YOU WASTING TIME ON FACEBOOK? COME TO WWW.SHIREROTH.ORG/FORUM/ - MALARBOR DEMANDS IT!

There's a couple.
Also, on the formatting - can you make the image the same size as the Marlarbox one (so it doesn't look pixelated);
Where it says "Every time you visit this page you will get : Advice" can you make it read ": Demands"?

Cool work!

Done.