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This was funny!
Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 7:48 am
by Malliki Tosha
CJ Miller wrote:Message subject: Mango Bar exam and ALT
From: CJ Miller
Sent: Fri Oct 08, 2010 5:49 am
To: Malliki Tosha
The Judex hereby orders you to send me a copy of those. I need them both for myself and anyone else wishing to take them.
Upon retrieval, I shall remit a 20 € archive fee.
I think you know where you can shove your order.
Re: This was funny!
Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 8:47 am
by Harvey Steffke
Re: This was funny!
Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 5:43 pm
by Demon of Fides
Harvey Steffke wrote:
Re: This was funny!
Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 8:50 am
by Kaiser Ometeotl I
CJ.. Try honey.. it works better.
Re: This was funny!
Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 10:06 am
by Harvey Steffke
It does work better, but it's also important to remember that orders generally only affect citizens of the nation of which the power behind the order derives.
... that was a complicated sentence.
Um, you can't order people of other nations do to squad.
Re: This was funny!
Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 10:20 am
by CJ Miller
Court orders can be served upon any resident of the court's jurisdiction.
Re: This was funny!
Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 10:24 am
by Behmanesh FarzAn
But you haven't established jurisdiction.
Re: This was funny!
Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 10:29 am
by CJ Miller
IC III(A)(a):
The Arbiter of Shireroth is vested with judicial powers second only to the Kaiser.
IC III(A)(d):
The Arbiter will be the head of the Imperial Judex.
ICoL V(A)(1)(a):
The Judex is the system of Courts within the nation of Shireroth.
Re: This was funny!
Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 11:57 am
by Scott of Hyperborea
Malliki isn't a citizen here anymore.
Re: This was funny!
Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 12:10 pm
by CJ Miller
He is a resident unless and until proven otherwise.
Re: This was funny!
Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 12:15 pm
by Scott of Hyperborea
He sent in an emigration form and has barely posted here in weeks. Haven't you noticed? How the sun seems to shine brighter, how birds are singing in every tree, how there's a spring in the step of young children, and even the air seems to taste sweeter? Isn't that proof enough?
Re: This was funny!
Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 12:26 pm
by CJ Miller
He never filed a change of address.
Re: This was funny!
Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 1:15 pm
by Malliki Tosha
Oh dear CJ, please learn something before you start throwing shit around. This isn't a court case, which means that you can't order me to do anything. By the way, what would you charge me with, withholding with malice?
Scott, have you been banging CJ, is that why you're so cheery?
Re: This was funny!
Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 3:06 pm
by Harvey Steffke
Scott of Hyperborea wrote:How the sun seems to shine brighter, how birds are singing in every tree, how there's a spring in the step of young children, and even the air seems to taste sweeter? Isn't that proof enough?
Oddly enough, at least where I'm living, this is basically true. We had some bitter cold days but all of a sudden it's warm again. Not complainin' one bit!
Re: This was funny!
Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 3:20 pm
by Demon of Fides
Malliki Tosha wrote:Scott, have you been banging CJ, is that why you're so cheery?
So funny it must be true.
Re: This was funny!
Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 4:08 pm
by Falkner van der Sluijs
Malliki Tosha wrote:Oh dear CJ, please learn something before you start throwing shit around. This isn't a court case, which means that you can't order me to do anything.
Pbth, when you were arbiter, you'd have said otherwise
Re: This was funny!
Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 5:13 pm
by CJ Miller
Falkner van der Sluijs wrote:Malliki Tosha wrote:Oh dear CJ, please learn something before you start throwing shit around. This isn't a court case, which means that you can't order me to do anything.
Pbth, when you were arbiter, you'd have said otherwise
QFT
Re: This was funny!
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 4:48 am
by Malliki Tosha
By all means, produce such an order from me and we can discuss it.
Re: This was funny!
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 4:39 pm
by Falkner van der Sluijs
Note the use of the subjunctive.
Re: This was funny!
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 5:12 pm
by Malliki Tosha
Oh, so you made an unsubstantiated claim to try to prove a point? How quaint. Perhaps you should, you know, do some research or produce some evidence before you open your mouth.
Re: This was funny!
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 7:29 pm
by Harvey Steffke
Rhetorical questions and vague, unsupported points are the backbone of any good argument! Remember kids: if they can't prove it's not true, it must be true!
Re: This was funny!
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:32 pm
by Demon of Fides
Otherwise, we always have plausible deniability.
Re: This was funny!
Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 11:15 pm
by Andreas the Wise
This all seems fairly moot as I sent him a copy of the exam as soon as he asked in the judex.
Re: This was funny!
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 1:50 am
by Behmanesh FarzAn
IC III(A)(a):
Quote:
The Arbiter of Shireroth is vested with judicial powers second only to the Kaiser.
IC III(A)(d):
Quote:
The Arbiter will be the head of the Imperial Judex.
ICoL V(A)(1)(a):
Quote:
The Judex is the system of Courts within the nation of Shireroth.
That's very nice, but it doesn't establish jurisdiction. Having judicial power doesn't automatically confer a general power of disclosure. You need a cause of action.
Re: This was funny!
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 7:54 am
by Falkner van der Sluijs
Mike, I base it on the fact that you're a power-hungry waste of fresh air
Re: This was funny!
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 10:41 am
by Kaiser Ometeotl I
Right... Now that CJ has the test.... shall we move on?
But Mike is right CJ, he's not a citizen, so he can ignore you all he wants.
Re: This was funny!
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 10:52 am
by Malliki Tosha
Falkner van der Sluijs wrote:Mike, I base it on the fact that you're a power-hungry waste of fresh air
Oh noes, the pedo is calling me power-hungry. That makes me feel so depressed.
Re: This was funny!
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 12:01 pm
by Falkner van der Sluijs
Go find someone who gives a shit
Re: This was funny!
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 9:36 am
by Kaiser Ometeotl I
Right.. I think this thread has served it's purpose.