This was funny!

[Malliki Tosha]

Message subject: Mango Bar exam and ALT
From: CJ Miller
Sent: Fri Oct 08, 2010 5:49 am
To: Malliki Tosha

The Judex hereby orders you to send me a copy of those. I need them both for myself and anyone else wishing to take them.

Upon retrieval, I shall remit a 20 € archive fee.

I think you know where you can shove your order.

[Harvey Steffke]

[Demon of Fides]

[Kaiser Ometeotl I]

CJ.. Try honey.. it works better.

[Harvey Steffke]

It does work better, but it's also important to remember that orders generally only affect citizens of the nation of which the power behind the order derives.

... that was a complicated sentence.

Um, you can't order people of other nations do to squad.

[CJ Miller]

Court orders can be served upon any resident of the court's jurisdiction.

[Behmanesh FarzAn]

But you haven't established jurisdiction.

[CJ Miller]

IC III(A)(a):

The Arbiter of Shireroth is vested with judicial powers second only to the Kaiser.

IC III(A)(d):

The Arbiter will be the head of the Imperial Judex.

ICoL V(A)(1)(a):

The Judex is the system of Courts within the nation of Shireroth.

[Scott of Hyperborea]

Malliki isn't a citizen here anymore.

[CJ Miller]

He is a resident unless and until proven otherwise.

[Scott of Hyperborea]

He sent in an emigration form and has barely posted here in weeks. Haven't you noticed? How the sun seems to shine brighter, how birds are singing in every tree, how there's a spring in the step of young children, and even the air seems to taste sweeter? Isn't that proof enough?

[CJ Miller]

He never filed a change of address.

[Malliki Tosha]

Oh dear CJ, please learn something before you start throwing shit around. This isn't a court case, which means that you can't order me to do anything. By the way, what would you charge me with, withholding with malice?

Scott, have you been banging CJ, is that why you're so cheery?

[Harvey Steffke]

How the sun seems to shine brighter, how birds are singing in every tree, how there's a spring in the step of young children, and even the air seems to taste sweeter? Isn't that proof enough?

Oddly enough, at least where I'm living, this is basically true. We had some bitter cold days but all of a sudden it's warm again. Not complainin' one bit!

[Demon of Fides]

Scott, have you been banging CJ, is that why you're so cheery?

So funny it must be true.

[Falkner van der Sluijs]

Oh dear CJ, please learn something before you start throwing shit around. This isn't a court case, which means that you can't order me to do anything.

Pbth, when you were arbiter, you'd have said otherwise

[CJ Miller]

Oh dear CJ, please learn something before you start throwing shit around. This isn't a court case, which means that you can't order me to do anything.

Pbth, when you were arbiter, you'd have said otherwise

QFT

[Malliki Tosha]

By all means, produce such an order from me and we can discuss it.

[Falkner van der Sluijs]

Note the use of the subjunctive.

[Malliki Tosha]

Oh, so you made an unsubstantiated claim to try to prove a point? How quaint. Perhaps you should, you know, do some research or produce some evidence before you open your mouth.

[Harvey Steffke]

Rhetorical questions and vague, unsupported points are the backbone of any good argument! Remember kids: if they can't prove it's not true, it must be true!

[Demon of Fides]

Otherwise, we always have plausible deniability.

[Andreas the Wise]

This all seems fairly moot as I sent him a copy of the exam as soon as he asked in the judex.

[Behmanesh FarzAn]

IC III(A)(a):

Quote:
The Arbiter of Shireroth is vested with judicial powers second only to the Kaiser.


IC III(A)(d):

Quote:
The Arbiter will be the head of the Imperial Judex.


ICoL V(A)(1)(a):

Quote:
The Judex is the system of Courts within the nation of Shireroth.

That's very nice, but it doesn't establish jurisdiction. Having judicial power doesn't automatically confer a general power of disclosure. You need a cause of action.

[Falkner van der Sluijs]

Mike, I base it on the fact that you're a power-hungry waste of fresh air

[Kaiser Ometeotl I]

Right... Now that CJ has the test.... shall we move on?

But Mike is right CJ, he's not a citizen, so he can ignore you all he wants.

[Malliki Tosha]

Mike, I base it on the fact that you're a power-hungry waste of fresh air

Oh noes, the pedo is calling me power-hungry. That makes me feel so depressed.

[Falkner van der Sluijs]

Go find someone who gives a shit

[Kaiser Ometeotl I]

Right.. I think this thread has served it's purpose.