My new flatmate worries me

[Ari Rahikkala]

Here are the shoes he brought in: http://ari-rahikkala.net/pics/manyshoes.jpg

He was outside at the time (presumably wearing shoes). That means... he brought 39 shoes. That's almost as many as four tens. And that... smacks me as a bit strange.

[Daniel Farewell]

An uneven number of shoes?

[Jonas]

Aren't some of those for women?

[Ari Rahikkala]

Yeah, the most likely explanation *is* that they're not all his.

[Jonas]

So... he's stealing shoes of others?

[Ari Rahikkala]

I don't know. Maybe he'll open an in-flat shoe store one day or something.

[Kaiser Ometeotl I]

Does he have a gf/lover?

[Ryan]

Maybe he wears women's shoes on the weekend.

[Kaiser Ometeotl I]

It works for Eddie Izzard.

[Ari Rahikkala]

Does he have a gf/lover?

Haven't seen or heard one yet.

[Demon of Fides]

Put a camera in one of the shoes and see...

[Jacobus Loki]

How can you tell by a picture of a large toe?

[Demon of Fides]

Facing upwards, perhaps...

[Elliot Markham]

He could shoe an entire village!

[Demon of Fides]

If said village were the subject of a long-running brittish crime serial and its' entire inhabitance murdered every two years or so...

[Kaiser Ometeotl I]

A man's toe and a woman's toe are kinda different.

[Jacobus Loki]

Must prepare $500,000 grant proposal to study sexual dimorphism in great toes.......

[Demon of Fides]

I'll just put my wallet away...

[CJ Miller]

Must prepare 1,000,000 € grant application to study Halo: Reach...

[Kaiser Ometeotl I]

This reminds me.. I need to finish Fallout 3...

[Falkner van der Sluijs]

He could shoe an entire village!

Assuming one inhabitant is missing a foot

[Kaiser Ometeotl I]

Maybe that's what drove them to kill.

[Elliot Markham]

A man's toe and a woman's toe are kinda different.

Ringworm versus wearing men's shoes, the women will choose wearing men's shoes. But if the village still does human sacrifices, I guess any sort of rational thinking could be out the metaphorical window.

[Kaiser Ometeotl I]

But they must appease their gods. How else can they hope to not incur their wrath and be destroyed.

[Demon of Fides]

Hey, that's another 24 hours the zombie apocalypse hasn't occurred, but if we stop...

[Kaiser Ometeotl I]

OH the dead humanity!