Antica jokes thread

[Elliot Markham]

Because, as a wise Shirerithian once said, it's "good to keep a few anti-Antica open from time to time."

And Shireroth should start formulating Antica jokes, like...

Antica's now trying to expand their territory to USSR heights. What, not enough provinces to invade?

How many Anticans does it take to change a lightbulb? One to drop it on the ground and break it, and another to clean up the mess.

Why did the Antican cross the road? To get to the refugee camp.

(All in good fun, Anticans, all in good fun. Most Anticans are okay, since most weren't involved in either the invasion of a province or the government-sponsored orchestrated deception of and subsequent campaign of false smears on a citizen.)

[Scott of Hyperborea]

Steven.

[Chrimigules]

Steven.

[phineas elastopon]

Scott wins the thread.

[Elliot Markham]

So what event made Steven into such a joke?

[Erik Mortis]

To be honest, I don't even know who it is...

[Aurangzeb Khan]

I've met him. Nice chap but in many respects a combination of the character of Chuck and the bloke from Curb your Enthusiasm.

[Chrimigules]

Like any good joke, explaining just ruins it.

[Elliot Markham]

It sounds like "Steven" is an inside joke known only to those who've met him.

Antica: Micronationalism's Red Light District.

[Jacobus Loki]

The Antican comes home and finds his best friend and his wife deeply intertwined on the couch. He runs to the bureau and pulls out his revolver, and points it at his own head.

"No, don't!" screams the wife.

He tells her, "Shut up, woman, you're next!"

[Gil'les Mel'ang]

Overheard in a Babkhan coffee-shop on one of my travels:

"I heard the other day that one of Elwynn's provinces broke away."

"Oh yeah? Which one?"

"Antica I believe."

[Demon of Fides]

A Shierithian, a Gralun and an Antican are all on a boat, but the boat starts sinking. The Antican takes his cargo of burgers and throws them overboard, "Don't worry, there are plenty of these back at the Diner."

The Gralun looks around hurriedly and then levitates his cargo of artefacts into the water. "There are plenty more where they come from." She said.

The Shierithian looks around at his cargo, then throws the Antican overboard.

...

What? How did you not see that coming?